Free The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death by Charlie Huston Page A

I'm keeping it because I think it sucks.
    —Well that makes sense then, because it really does suck.
    She bit her lip.
    —My dad loved
Sister Carrie.
    —Oh fuck, I'm sorry, I.
    She clutched the book to her heart and threw her wrist across her forehead.
    —He treasured this book and called me his little Carrie. This book was a bond between us. A treasure we shared.
    I stuffed my hands in my pockets.
    —Yes, please fuck with me some more, I like it so much when you make me feel like an asshole. And it's such an obvious challenge to you, I can see how you can't help yourself.
    She dropped her arms and smiled.
    —Sorry. You're just so funny when you try to apologize. You're so bad at it. You can't hide the fact that you don't think you should have to do it.
    —Again, I'm glad my being an asshole is a source of entertainment.
    —It is, it is.
    Gabe came out of the house, carrying the fogger and a half-empty jug of Microban. He walked between us and set them in the back of the truck.
    —All done.
    He looked at the box of books, the girl pointed at them.
    —Help yourself if you want.
    He shook his head and peeled his Tyvek off, stripping to his black slacks and white short sleeve.
    —No, thank you.
    He walked to his Cruiser.
    —See you around, Web.
    And he got in the car and rolled.
    The girl looked at me.
    —What's his story?
    —I'm not allowed to ask.
    Po Sin came from the house, the clipboard in his hand.
    —Ready for the walk-through?
    She looked up at the house.
    —No, it's fine. I looked. It's fine.
    She reached for the clipboard, but he held it away.
    —We should really do a walk-through. Have you look at everything on the invoice and check it off.
    She took the clipboard from him.
    —No, I don't want to do that.
    She signed her name and put her initials next to several ballpoint
X
s on the contract.
    —It's fine.
    Po Sin raised his shoulders.
    —Just if there's a problem, something we might have missed, and you don't see it now. You know? The home owner's insurance can get tricky.
    She handed the clipboard back.
    —If there's a problem, I'll pay to have it taken care of.
    She looked at the house.
    —Or I'll light a match and burn the place down.
    Po Sin turned and slammed the rear doors of the van.
    —Just so you know what's what.
    She held out her hand.
    —I know what's what.
    He shook her hand, nodded, and started around the van.
    —Come on, Web, time to hit it.
    I looked at the girl, pointed at the van.
    —Well, I gotta. You gonna be? In there?
    She tapped me on the shoulder with her book.
    —Go on, Web. Sensitivity doesn't suit you.
    I scratched my head.
    —Yeah. And I thought I was doing so well with it.
    She smiled, turned, and wandered back toward the house, drifting fromone side of the sandstone path to the other, slapping the book against her thigh as she went.
    In the van, I watched her as Po Sin jockeyed for an open spot in the traffic. I watched her go to the open door of the house, stand there, then turn away and sit on the edge of the porch and open the book and flip slowly through the pages till she found one she wanted to read.
    The last sight I'd have of her for some time, without bloodshed being involved anyway.
    Cherchez la femme.

THE SON OF A BITCH HE RAISED

    Bumper to bumper down the Pacific Coast Highway. The feet of the Santa Monicas on our left dotted with custom luxury homes; losing bets placed against inevitable mud slides and quakes. The stilted houses on our right, overhanging the beach and the ocean, equally stupid money placed against the tides.
    But Jesus they have great views.
    I thought about the girl back at her father's beach house. Her beach house now, one could assume. I eyeballed the clipboard on the dash in front of Po Sin, and he caught me and shook his head.
    —No fucking way.
    —Why?
    —Because that is private information that a client has shared with me for the purpose of doing business and you are not allowed to look at it.
    I reached for the