believe me, I knew she was home.
Call me obsessed, but I always knew what his wife was up to. Neither Big Poppa nor his wife knew it, but I kept track of their Facebook pages like they were my own. That woman friended me and she didnât even realize who I was. Itâs amazing just how careless people are about giving up their personal information on social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter. An hour before Big Poppa showed up at my door, sheâd updated her status to say she was watching a Lifetime movie in her big, comfy bed. Chick moviesâno wonder Big Poppa took the opportunity to get out of the house.
Speaking of Big Poppa, he was full of surprises tonight. As I was walking up to the window to pay Ronâs bail, I received an unexpected call. Why the hell Big Poppa wasnât in bed snuggled up next to his wife by now, I donât know. Most of the time after we had sex, it took him a day or two to call me if I didnât call him first. I should have just hit the IGNORE button on my phone, but like I said before, I just couldnât say no to the man.
âHello,â I said groggily, as if I had been sleeping.
âWhere the hell are you?â No mistaking his attitude; the man was pissed about something. I strolled toward the exit to continue the call outside, because it felt like this conversation was about to get serious.
âIâmâ¦Iâmââ I was about to say I was in bed, but I had my own suspicions about this call. Had he doubled back to my house and found I wasnât there? Jesus, I hoped not. âWhy? Where are you?â I tried to throw it back at him.
âJerome, donât play games with me. I called your house phone five times. I know youâre not there. Now, where the hell are you?â
Shit! This was going to be a problem. While I was flattered that he was finally showing interest this way, why couldnât he have waited until I helped Ron straighten out his dilemma? I mean, Iâd waited all this time for Big Poppa to show that he cared; another week wouldnât have hurt. I had to remain on the defensive.
âI stepped out for a minute. Is there a problem? Whatâs up?â
âStepped out! At six oâclock in the morning? Where the fuck are you? With some nigga?â
âNo, not exactly. Iâm helping out a friend.â I tried to act like it was no big deal, but this was huge. Big Poppa and I had had our share of arguments, but Iâd never heard the anger that I was hearing in his voice. He knew I had sponsors, and heâd never expressed jealousy before.
âHelping him out? How the hell you helping him out? With a blow job? I knew you were acting funny all night, trying to rush me out of there all fast and shit.â
âLook, if itâs any of your business, Iâm bailing out a friend who got arrested.â Hey, you know what they say: nothing better than the truth. Except that Big Poppa didnât believe it.
âYou fucking liar. Whatâs wrong? All of a sudden I ainât got what you need?â
âDonât go there, all right? You know how I feel about you. Iâm not the one with a wife I go running home to every night.â
âNo, youâre the one who risks both our lives with about fifteen different bed partners. Now, I want your ass home before I get there, or you can expect a foot in your ass.â
Oh, no, he didnât just threaten to hit me! Look, I loved the guy, but who the hell did he think he was talking to? Now I was just as pissed off as he was.
âExcuse me? I know youâre not talking to me, âcause I wanna know what damn army you plan on bringing to help you get your foot in my ass. I think youâre starting to take that Big Poppa shit a little too literally, wouldnât you say?â He was silent, so I continued. âAnd as far as me going home, you want me home, then pack your bags and move in, because I