me up, you saucy young thing. What about you?â
âIâm a much misunderstood and oftentimes maligned personage.â
âAnd verbose,â he nipped in.
Amy slapped his arm and continued, âYou have no idea what itâs like working on fashion shoots all week. I just want to re-create beautiful scenarios from Keats poems, full of velvet and pre-Raphaelite lovelies, and instead I have to be hip and have models who look like heroin addicts in bondage gear.â
âSounds good to me, can you introduce me?â he teased. She slapped him again and in a mock sulk refused to utter another word.
âCome on, tell me, what do you really want to do?â
âI want to write.â Amy confided her deepest darkest secret. It was loosened from her by a good deal of
vin rouge
but more by trust. She was quite shocked and unprepared for her disclosure and tried to backtrack.
âTell me more.â
âNo, Iâm not sure. I just want to create beautiful worlds. Nothing clever, just kind of Enid Blyton for grown-ups, lots of imagination.â
âBit like acting really,â he pondered. It was getting much darker outside, and Amy realized with misery that sheâd come on her bike and her lights didnât work. Orlando stood up to light the fire, and she sank her headback into the cushions on the sofa, closing her eyes, all heavy and soporific.
âI think I have to go,â she said.
âIâve just lit the fire, you canât.â
âGod, I hate Sundays. When I was younger I used to think it was because Iâd never done my homework, but now itâs like real life has to start again tomorrow. Burst bubbles.â
âThat pit-of-the-stomach feeling when you know itâs all hanging over you. At least you donât have to go to the wilds of Dorset away from civilization and reasonable human beings.â
âYouâre forgetting that I work in the fashion industry, Orlando.â
They both fell silent, accepting the inevitable. The day was over and Amy had to leave. They exchanged goodbyes on the doorstep, Amy hopping from one foot to the other to keep warm.
âWell, that was lovely, thank you,â she said, not knowing whether to offer to reciprocate the invitation and just a bit too shy to do so.
âNo, thank you, I havenât had such a fun time in ages.â
Kiss kiss. A bit more hopping from foot to foot, fiddling with bicycle lights. Good-bye. Good-bye.
C HAPTER 14
F or the next two days the phone lines in London were burned up by Amy. She increased BTâs profit margin single-handedly and developed a crick in her neck. But she didnât tell a soul about her afternoon with Orlando Rock. She heard her friendsâ problems, talked about last nightâs episode of
Men Behaving Badly
, and systematically phoned her way through her Filofax. Somehow, though, she could never find the right words: âOh, by the way, Iâm seeing that hugely successful actor Orlando Rock,â or âHave you seen
Henry IV
at the Haymarket? Yes, I had a remarkably intimate roast with Hotspur yesterday.
Actually
.â It just didnât sound right. And do I really want them to know? To know what, anyway? We just had lunch, gorgeous, butâno, nothing happened. Amy hadnât really thought the whole thing through, which was why she needed to tell someone, anyone. But not. Oh God, another pickle. So she toyed with her thoughts alone. Until Lucinda phoned her and shrieked, âI hear you have something to tell me!â
âLucinda, what are you talking about?â Genuinely wondering what she meant. There was no way Lucinda could know.
âExcuse me, I just thought we were friends.â
âLuce, settle down. What are you talking about?â
âBenjy just called to say that youâre going out with Orlando Rock.â
âBenjy? But how? Donât be stupid, of course Iâm not.â
âHe spoke to