urges.
âThis late-breaking news just in, folks: the mysterious Decatur robber strikes again. This time the innocent victim is the proprietor of a successful chain of specialty food shops called Beautiful Bites. Tell us, Mr. Hollabird, in your own words, exactly what happened?â
âWhat?!â Mom exclaims. âMr. Hollabird? Thatâs awful.â She rushes back to the dining room, sets the roast beef on the table, and plants herself in front of the television set. âCan you believe this, Fred? I sure hope heâs okay.â
âShh, Doris. I want to hear what he has to say.â
Lucille and Sam and I get up from our seats and gather around the little set.
â. . . the thief was gone by the time we got there, Joe.â Mr. Hollabird wipes the perspiration from his forehead with his sleeve. âHe made a terrible mess of one of my kiosks. Ripped the counter right off the wall with his bare hands. Nearly tore down the door. On top of that, he stole three cases of my freshly baked sugar-free cherry pies and a box of my low-fat soy cheese croissants.â
âLow-fat soy cheese croissants!â my mom exclaims. âNow why didnât I think of that?â
âPlease, Doris!â My dad turns up the volume.
âAny idea who did it, Mr. Hollabird?â Joe Jefferson asks.
âBeats me. All I know is that it must have been one tall thief.â
âWhy do you say that?â
âThose cherry pies were stored on top of a twelve-foot cabinet, Joe. And whoever stole them didnât use a ladder.â
âMy, oh my.â Joe Jefferson shakes his head. âWeâll return with tomorrowâs weather after this important word from our . . .â My dad flicks off the set.
One tall thief
. Great. At this point not only will I be on the dreaded swimming team for eternity, I will probably have to join the football team as well.
âTheyâd better catch that guy before he hurts somebody, thatâs all I can say.â My dad gets up from the table and puts the TV back in the kitchen.
âI didnât do it,â I say quietly. âI know it looks like I did. But I didnât.â
âWe were with him all afternoon, Mrs. Drinkwater,â Lucille says earnestly. âHe couldnât have done it.â
âEven if he had wanted to,â Sam adds.
âWe know you didnât, Charlie.â My mom takes my claw and holds it firmly and carefully in her hands. âYour father and I trust you completely.â
My dad returns to the table and puts his napkin in his lap. âYou may have transformed on the outside, but on the inside youâre still the same Charlie Drinkwater you always were. And Charlie Drinkwater doesnât go around stealing and lying. Period. End of discussion.â
Itâs sure great to have parents who believe in you. Especially when almost no one else does.
When the phone rings in the kitchen a moment later, we all ignore it. Itâs a family rule: no texting, no reading e-mails, and no answering the phone at the dinner table. But after several annoying minutes itâs apparent that whoeverâs calling just wonât give up.
Finally Mom canât take it any longer. âOh, for heavenâs sake,â she complains as she gets up and goes into the kitchen.
I strain my earflaps to hear what she is saying, but even with my powerful hearing all I can make out is some mumbling.
After a minute my mom comes back to the table looking extremely confused. She slowly sits back down and puts her napkin in her lap.
âWhat happened, Mom?â I ask.
âThat was Mr. Hollabird,â she begins.
âDoes he love your recipes?â I ask, excited.
âAre you a hit, Mrs. D?â Sam asks.
âIâm afraid not, kids.â My mom reaches over and puts her hand gently on the side of my gaping jaws. âNow Charlie, I donât want you to be upset. Mr. Hollabird is