itâs nice of you to offer, but . . .â
âI told you. I need to test the new kit. Youâre doing
me
the favor. Now, go get your stuff and donât make me ask you again.â
I feel like such an asshole.
Jordynâs face contorts in confusion when I return from my car with my clothes. I can tell she wants to ask, but sheâs still too pissed.
I hope she doesnât come investigate while heâs taking pictures.
Henry smiles widely. âYou remembered about the blue, I see.â
I nod. But actually I didnât remember him saying anything about blue. I just like blue.
âStart with the blue shirt.â
I shrug, pull my T-shirt off, and put the blue shirt on.
âYep. Looks good, but did you dig it out of the bottom of your hamper or what? Weâve got an iron back in the kitchen.â
I feel my face get hot. Iâm not sure how to tell him that the one time I tried ironing after my mom died, I ruined my shirt. Itâs not that I donât know how to use an iron, itâs that . . . Okay, whatever, I donât know how to use an iron.
All of this must be transparent on my face, because Henry bellows, âJordyn! Help us a minute?â
Great.
She stomps out from the front and awaits instructions, making sure to only acknowledge Henry.
âIt seems this poor boy here needs a lesson in ironing. Maybe you can educate him while I set the lights?â
âWhy?â
âIâm testing out the new kit, and my friend Tyler Blackwell here doesnât have any senior pictures. I canât allow him to use those generic crap pictures in the yearbook. So heâs doing me a favor letting me test my new toys, and Iâm doing him a favor so he doesnât look back twenty years from now and curse himself for not getting real pictures.â
I didnât think Jordyn could look like she hated me more than she did with the jacket thing, but I was wrong. If she were able to make my head explode from one simple look, I would be blissfully out of my misery.
Jordyn makes a gross throaty noise but she doesnât decline or question his request. She glares at me the entire way to the kitchen. Before I can overthink it, I find myself following.
Jordyn shoves me into the cabinet to get me out of her way. She retrieves the iron from the nearby closet. Then she slams the iron onto the ironing board and throws the cord at me. I catch it, much to her disappointment, and I search around until I locate the nearest outlet.
The moments until the iron is hot are spent in awkward, silent hostility. Iâm afraid to look at her. Occasionally Henry grunts or makes an excited noise in between clicks from the next room.
I see Jordyn shuffle closer to the iron in my peripheral vision so I finally look up. She gives me a look that says,
Well?
Apparently the iron is ready. I turn toward the studio to get the rest of my clothes, but her voice stops me. âYou didnât think to get your stuff while you sat here staring at the floor for the last five minutes?â
âI just . . . I . . .â
âOh. I forgot Iâm dealing with a football player.â She turns back toward the iron.
As soon as my shirt is unbuttoned, I playfully throw it at the back of her head, hoping I might snap her out of her bad mood. She grabs blindly, somehow managing to catch the shirt before it falls to the floor. Then she turns to glare at me, but when she sees my state of undress, her cheeks and ears turn the faintest shade of pink, and as she attempts to lay my shirt the proper way on the ironing board, the material slips through her fingers. Her discomposure is killing me and Iâm trying so hard not to laugh. At least she doesnât seem to be pissed at me anymore.
After retrieving the rest of my stuff, I get uncomfortably close to her so I can see what sheâs doing. Iâm sure Iâll be expected to take it from here.
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