behind me.
The red-haired boy looks at the one called Bickley P. Sifford and waits.
Sifford is wearing a white shirt with a button-down collar, an alligator belt, penny loafers with shiny pennies and fuzzy white socks, and a pair of tight, faded jeans. I wonder if heâs cool. I think he is. I wait. His face is getting red, and I know heâs trying to think of something to say back to my Aunt Delia. Finally, he smiles, a kind of slow, evil-sneak smile, and I know heâs got something in mind. He says, âDelia, I bet you canât spell comeuppance. Iâll bet you a ride in my car you canât spell it. Mr. Tolbertâs got a dictionary, and after you try, we can look it up and prove Iâm right. What you say, Delia? Will you go for a ride with me if I win the bet? Ronny hereâll take your nephew home, wonât you Ronny?â
Ronny doesnât like it much, but he smiles his own low, sneak-mean smile and says, âSure. Sure I will, Bick.â
I look at my Aunt Delia, and sheâs thinking about it. I donât want her to go for a ride with Bickley P. Sifford. I donât want to ride home with his red-haired, jug-eared friend, Ronny. I like my Aunt Delia, and I want to stay with her, and itâs my birthday, and thatâs our secret.
My Aunt Delia puts her thumb under her chin and presses it there and makes a face like a little girl and thinks about it. Finally, she says, âYou want to complete your list, donât you, Mr. Bickley P. Sifford?â
Sifford looks at her. He knows what sheâs saying, and he doesnât like it.
âYour list of local girls and rides in your fancy red Oldsmobile. And then you can tell all the conceited sons of box-factory owners at Princeton that you took all the girls of Widow Rock and neighboring boroughs for a ride. Thatâs it, isnât it, Mr. Bickley P. Sifford?â
Siffordâs face is as red as his car. Mr. Tolbert is washing glasses behind us. Iâm looking at Delia, and itâs strange. Itâs strange because sheâs saying one thing, but her eyes are saying another. They say she wants to go for a ride with Sifford. And Siffordâs eyes say he knows it, and thatâs why his face is red. I think everybody here knows it, and they all knew it before I did.
Sifford clears his throat, and his voice goes raspy when he says, âIâm starting a new list, and itâs gone have just one name on it. Yours. Why donât we ride on out to Widow Rock. Itâll be cool out there by the river.â He looks at my Aunt Delia long and deep, and his eyes say things that make me look away at the gun rack over the counter. And I want to take down one of those guns and shoot him. I donât look back until I feel my Aunt Deliaâs hand on my shoulder. She says, âYou and your bosom friend Ronny there can put your fancy red Oldsmobile in the back of his truck and ride off together. Me and Travis are on a shopping trip. Todayâs his birthday, and Iâm going to buy him a tennis racket.â She looks down at me and smiles. Then she reaches down and runs her hand through my hair.
âHow âbout that, Travis?â
Iâm a shortstop, not a tennis player, but I smile big and say, âThatâs neato, Aunt Delia.â
Mr. Tolbert says, âI think we got a few things you can look at, Miss Delia.â
Delia spins her stool around to face Mr. Tolbert, and I do too. She says, âFirst, weâre going to get Travis a big fat birthday chocolate malted milk, and then weâre going to buy him the best tennis racket in the place.â
Again I smile and say, âThank you, Aunt Delia.â
Mr. Tolbert says, âWill that be two malts, Miss Delia?â
My Aunt Delia says yes, and we sit together watching Mr. Tolbertâs big hands scoop the ice cream and pour in the chocolate syrup and the little malt balls, and then put the shiny steel container on the little