Mozart to make the rest of us feel incompetent, donât you?â she said.
âThatâs very clever, Daphne,â he laughed.
âYes, it is â I only wish Iâd been the first to say it.â Then she slipped into the kitchen, mouthing, âKeep playing.â
âSo, where is Mrs. Bliss?â she called as he finished the piece.
âThereâs no Mrs. Bliss â not at the moment anyway.â
âThereâs hope for me yet then,â she said popping her head round the door and giving him a lascivious wink that threw him off guard. âOh donât look so nervous, Chief Inspector,â she laughed, âIâve no illusions about my eligibility in that direction.â
âIs this you?â he asked, hastily snatching a silver-framed portrait of an attractive young woman off the sideboard.
âUh-huh,â she nodded. âI havenât always been a Mrs. Mop. I used to clean up quite nicely, didnât I?â Then she ducked modestly back into the kitchen.
She still has the same entrancing eyes he realised and, feeling her distance offered some protection, called, âActually you havenât changed all that much.â
She stuck her head back round the door, âYou wouldnât say that if you saw me in my birthday suit ⦠the ravages of gravity, â she added, before disappearing again.
Bliss looked closer at the fifty-year-old image. âVery attractive,â he breathed, then noticed the inscription. âIt sayâs Ophelia on here,â he began, in a questioning tone.
âOh really,â she replied, staying in the kitchen.
He wandered into the kitchen, picture in hand. âOphelia Lovelace,â it says here. âParis â September 1947.â
Daphne closely studied the saucepan of gravy atop the stove and stirred it firmly.
âOphelia?â he inquired, noticing the pink glow to her cheeks, wondering if it were the heat from the Aga cooker.
She didnât look up from the pot. âThe truth is my name is Ophelia â Ophelia Daphne Lovelace. Iâm afraid we all lie a little at times, Chief Inspector.â
âThatâs not a lie. You can call yourself whatever you want.â
She wasnât listening, her eyes and mind seemed focused on the pan. âI loathed Ophelia,â she began with surprising vehemence. âWhoâd want to be named after a week-willed nincompoop of a girl who drowned herself just because some bloke dumped her?â
âSuicide,â mused Bliss. âWas she a relative?â
Daphne laughed, âNo â Hamlet â Shakespeare. Ophelia was the wilting lily who jumped in the river when she thought Hamlet didnât love her anymore.â Then, sticking her hands assertively on her hips, she spun on him, demanding, âDo I look like an Ophelia to you, Chief Inspector?â
âNo,â he laughed. âYou look like a Daphne, but I wish youâd call me Dave â off duty anyway.â
âI donât think I could â youâre cast in the mould of a chief inspector. It suits you. Thereâs a lot in a name you know. I actually think that some people become famous because of their names. Can you imagine what might have happened if Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill had been called Randy Longbottom â see, youâre laughing already â I mean, whoâs going to sacrifice themselves for somebody called Randy or Matt?â
â ... or Dave,â he suggested.
âOh no. Thereâs something very noble about David: King David, David and Goliath, David Lloyd George â Yes,â she added with an admiring glance, âDavid is very noble.â
âI donât know about that,â he replied, feeling a blush of warmth from the stove.
Daphne gave him an inquisitive look. âI couldnât help noticing, in the churchyard, you looked distracted, as though you had something on your
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