him, but he was just hovering around, making the carpet crackle. For a gay, he sure was skittish about touching a man. Finally he sort of slouched one cheek down on the arm of the thing, and said, âIt is terrible, though â two weeks after, how long? Iâve been there almost three years, I think. God, is that possible?â
âAh, donât go there, all them wasted years,â Danvir said.
I was still working on the plastic wrap to get at my snack cake, mainly because I was distracted by thinking so hard. Finally I tore it open at the same moment I worked out what I wanted to say. âWhat I donât get is what we did wrong? Mark and Sanjeet shoulda said. Cause I thought the call-completion
times, the renewal rates, well, we were pretty badass, werenât we?â
Danvir shook his head. âToo soon for were , Will. Say are for a bit, still.â
Wayne finally swallowed and looked serious. âWe didnât do anything wrong, kid, donât you worry about that. What we didnât do was work for a dollar a day. You couldnât have beat those sweatshops in Delhi or somewhere, no matter what yer close rate.â
My Jos Louis got away from me before Iâd got to take even one bite. Everyone watched it somersault under the coffee table. I looked up at Martin. âWould you eat that?â
âProbably not. Not with the cats.â
âCats?â Danvir stood half-way up and looked around. âI hate cats.â
I got down on my knees and grabbed the cake. There werenât any obvious hairs on it, and the chocolate coating hadnât cracked. There were only six in the box, and I had $117 in the bank. I nibbled a little chocolate off and said, âWhatâd a cat ever do to you?â
Wayne was still on the other thing. âO ffshore vendors â â he made air quotes with his greasy fingersâ â a bunch of starving kids with flies on them chained to desks to punch in Dream Sailing subscription orders.â
Martin opened his mouth and eyes wide and flapped his hands at Wayne. âCâmon, be a little sensitive.â He jerked his ear at Danvir.
And then Danvir dropped his Jos Louis â it was an epidemic. At least his was still wrapped. But he didnât even bend for it, just glared at Wayne and Martin. âFuck you. Iâm from Scarborough.â
âYeah, but like . . .â Martin jumped upright, waving his beer. I wanted a beer. â. . . your parents?â
Danvir stood up, too. He stepped on the Jos Louis and I heard the bag pop. âThey run a car lot on Ellesmere â they donât want your job.â
âWait,â I said suddenly. âIf theyâre just sending the Dream Sailing orders over there, whyâd they lay off all of us?â
Wayne rolled his eyes. âIt was a general statement. Theyâre sending it all, so you can order your Dream Wedding, Dream Baby, whatever subscriptions in Hindi now too.â
âPeople speak English there.â
âBut I mean, now, Hindiâs an option.â
âThatâs what you meant? Really?â
I started chewing, tasting carefully, chocolate and cream. It didnât taste like cat, so I took another bite. I always eat when Iâm stressed out, just like my mom. Maybe we could live together again, if I apologized.
âWhat do you think I mean? Speak your mind, Danvir â you got a problem with me?â Martin was maybe 140 with his clothes on, but the thing was, so was Danvir â so was I, for that matter. Most of the guys in customer service were not setting the world on fire, tough-guy-wise. Or anything-wise. Except Wayne, with his knees the size of basketballs and head two feet above the top of the couch. If there was a scrap, and suddenly it felt like there might be, everyone but Wayne was pretty even money.
âI think youâre racist, is what I think.â
Martin bumped down on the chesterfield next to Wayne.