Then we stood back, and with a mighty swing he crushed the cantaloupe with the sledgehammer, sending pulp and rind and juice across the assembled class.
I hadnât thought of it since, but staring at that fist it came rushing back and I realized that if force did indeed equal mass times acceleration, this was going tohurt.
Seven
In Which Megan Finds the Best Defense Is a Good Offense
I SAT AT THE KITCHEN TABLE, A BAG OF FROZEN PEAS pressed against my face.
âLet me see,â Mom said.
I removed the bag.
âOh dear God.â
Her hand went to her mouth and she squeezed out another tear. Not exactly sure why she was crying, as I was the one whoâd taken the heavy overhand right, but whateverâit was something to see. My right eye, purple and swollen half-shut, provided the centerpiece, but the entire right side of my face was puffy and mottled blue. The right side of my upper lip was so large it looked like Iâd had a haphazard and badly aimed collagen injection, and it was bisected by a nasty split that still oozed blood, despite two very painful butterfly stitches tacked on by the trainers.
I pressed the frozen peas back on my face, more asa kindness to Mom than for the healing effect. After two hours, whatever swelling could be prevented had been. Still, probably best not to remind her of that just now.
âLook on the bright side, Mom. I didnât lose any teeth,â I said through the bag.
âNo jokes right now, please.â Mom emptied her glass of chardonnay, and refilled it.
Who was joking? If sheâd hit me an inch lower I would have been in dental surgery right now.
âI donât know how Iâm going to tell Camille,â she said, more to herself than me.
âTell her what?â
âThat youâre not going,â Mom replied.
âWho said Iâm not going?â I asked. Honestly, it hadnât actually occurred to me that a black eye and a probable concussion gave me a âGet Out of Debutante Jailâ card for the evening, or I might not have been so quick to answer.
âMegan, you canât go to this party like . . .â She trailed off.
âYes?â I offered, baiting the trap.
âWell. Like that.â
âWhy not?â
âWhat will people say?â
Typical. While I was sweating the little things like keeping all of my teeth and if it was safe to go to sleep, Mom was focused on the more important issues of my appearance and how it would affect her socially.
âOh, Iâm going,â I said, suddenly feeling a rush of energy. I chucked the peas in the garbage can. They landedwith a satisfying thump. I stood and poured myself a glass of wine.
âAre you
sure
you feel well enough?â
âNever better,â I said, heading upstairs. âBesides, no sense in wasting the dress.â I took no small pleasure in the fact that I was now defying my mother by attending Abbyâs party.
Once upstairs in my room, however, I had to reckon with reality. My eye throbbed, my jaw ached, my lip was on fire, and a clutch of drummers had taken up residence in my right temple. Stef, the head trainer, had given me eight hundred milligrams of Tylenol, and then, as I left, a single Vicodinâjust in case. I reckoned if hours of dancing and revelry didnât count as âjust in case,â I didnât know what would, so I washed the pill down with chardonnay. Alcohol and pain medication: that should liven things up a bit.
In the large upstairs bathroom Julia sat in a directorâs chair facing the mirror. The theme of Abbyâs party was âHollywoodâs Golden Age,â and Margot had channeled young Grace Kelly with simple, dramatic makeup that brought out Juliaâs classic features.
She let loose a single giant curler from Juliaâs hair, and it fell to one side in a beautiful curve. She brushed it vigorously until it glowed like warm honey, then cupped it with her hand