things to do.
And they had a beach.
And they had the sun.
And they had palm trees thirty feet high.
Ralph folded his arms and looked once more out of the window. He considered the sky, so clear, so expansive, so distinct from the landscape. He let the blueness and simplicity of it wash over him for a while and then he watched a small white-tipped wave hit the soft caramel sand.
Smith glanced at him and then smiled. âHa!â he said, âyouâre wondering what the fuck youâre doing in London, arenât you?â
âJust a bit.â
âYeah, I know. Why dâyou think I never come back?â
Smith took them to an Asian fusion restaurant called Pacifique. It had a wide terrace at the front where they took a table looking out toward the sea. A very cute girl with a name tag on that declared her to be called Avril took their orders for tequila-based cocktails and mixed hors dâoeuvres, the latter of which arrived on rough-hewn crockery the same color as the sky, with numerous dipping sauces in various shades of red and brown.
Ralph watched Smith take a sip from his cocktail. âI thought they were really tight on drink-driving out here?â he asked.
âYeah, they are. Iâm leaving my car here; Roseyâs borrowing it.â
âRosey?â
âYeah, the other half.â
âYou have an other half?â Ralph asked in flattened surprise.
âYes. A girlfriend, you know.â
âYeah, I know what an other half is. Iâm just surprised, thatâs all.â
âWhat,â snorted Smith, âsurprised that anyone would want to go out with me?â
âNo. Not that. Just that youâve never mentioned anyone.â
âNo, well, thereâs not much to say.â
âWell, God, I donât know, how long have you been seeing her? How old is she? Where did you meet? Et cetera.â
Smith threw him a puzzled look. âDo you really want to know?â he said.
âYeah, of course I do, youâre my mate. I mean, were you even going to mention her to me?â
âOf course I was. Youâll meet her tomorrow when she brings the car back. Itâs not a secret or anything.â
âSo, tell me.â
Smith rolled his eyes. âWell,â he sighed, âsheâs thirty-three, sheâs from Melbourneââ
âAustralian?â interrupted Ralph.
âYe-es. Sheâs a dental hygienist. Sheâs got blond hair, like thisââ he made the shape of a blunt bob with the side of his hand against his jawââand she lives over there.â He pointed at a small block of flats above a mall, painted deep coral with sky-blue balconies. âOh, and we met hereââ he tapped the tabletop with the heel of his handââeight months ago.â
âHa, so this is your special place then?â
âNo,â Smith sighed impatiently, âthis was already my favoriteplace. I come here all the time. Here, have one of these.â He passed Ralph a plate of tiny tempura soft-shell crabs, sprinkled with slivers of chili and burned garlic. âTheyâre amazing.â
Ralph popped one of the crabs into his mouth and instantly decided that it was his favorite dish in Santa Monica. It was, he mused, the sort of thing that would cost twenty quid in Nobu, and that in order to eat it youâd have to book a table three months in advance and then pay a taxi driver twenty-five pounds to take you there, yet here this was, just a relatively inexpensive snack in a local neighborhood restaurant. âThatâs fantastic,â he said, licking the oil from his fingertips.
âGood, isnât it? Everything here is good.â
âSo, this Rosey, is it serious?â
Smith shrugged and finished his cocktail. âYeah,â he said, âI guess.â
âWow, so this could be it, then? This could be the one?â
Smith shrugged again. âDepends what you
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