knew the whole story.
âThey make trouble at all? I hear those kids get into all kinds of trouble.â
âThereâs always something going on. I know Christie, the guy who was captain last year, was banging the mother of the family he was staying with.â
Poor Beef. So young. I didnât have the heart to tell him that every team has at least one or that the truly ambitious managed the mother-daughter exactor.
âThatâs disgusting â¦â
Better to be sympathetic than didactic.
â⦠Bet the girls fall over the stars and everything for that ⦠whatâs his name, the really good kid, shit, whatâs his name?â
âYou mean Mays. Heâs in my history class â¦â
Bingo.
â⦠No, heâs a good guy. He was always in here but I havenât seen him the last couple of days. Heâs real serious about things. He isnât bulky or anything but heâs strong. If he was lifting or not, heâd be on the stationary bike, just sweatinâ buckets â¦â
Beef went on to offer a testimonial that reinforced the stuff Iâd read in the media. Billy Mays Jr. was an Eagle Scout who provided an example to the rabble. No problem with girls. No problem with kids at school. He got along with everybody. I started to get the idea that Beef might be a little less forthcoming about his classmateâs foibles, so when I moved over to the incline bench, I tried tapping him about other kids on the Peterborough roster. He was only too willing to dish the dirt on them. First stop: no worse than a rave.
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Next stop: Tim Hortons beside the arena. I could have sprung for a decent meal on the company, but Iâd save that and the gift certificate for the Falling Water Café until Sandy arrived. Besides, the guys who work at the arena wouldnât know how to read the menu at any place offering near-haute cuisine. I figured theyâd only have time to duck into Timâs for a coffee and a doughnut after doing a flood for the girlsâ figure-skating practice.
Iâd prepared myself to be made by the Zamboni driver and a member of his pit crew, a guy who wore his maintenance all-browns like a team sweaterâafter all, Iâd played in the old-timers game at the rink less than forty-eight hours before.
âExcuse me, but werenât you at the visitation today?â I asked. âYeah, we were,â the Guy Who Turns Right for a Living said. âYou a friend of the family?â
Not a clue that I was in the game or ever had been. I was wounded only slightly by the idea that my celebrity was even more fleeting than Iâd imagined.
âI had a brother who was drafted by Peterborough but didnâtend up playing here,â I said. âHe didnât want to go away to play, and he was a low, low draft choice anyway.â
âToo bad,â the Broom Pusher said. âThereâs nothing in hockey like playing for Red Hanratty, God rest his soul.â
âYeah, God rest his soul,â Lord Flood said.
I figured three-part harmony wasnât going to get me anywhere, so I tried to strike a different note.
âWhatâs gonna happen now with these kids and the team?â
âThey were a playoff team with Mays, but I suspect heâs done for the year,â Mr. Maintenance said. âI mean, theyâre gonna have games cancelled, but I guess Maysâs shoulderâs a little worse than they originally thought.â
Bruised and sprained shoulder and out for the season with more than six weeks left? Red flag.
The Zamboni driver took this as a challenge to impress with the dirt he gleaned from being on the deep inside. âI guess the kid wants to come back and he could get clearance to play, but his agent is worried about him getting injured again.â
Okay, a lighter shade of red for that flag.
âI feel sorry for the kid,â the driver said. âHe comes out to every
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