her she didnât show it.
âThirty-four Standard days from now.â
âHeâs moved it up?â said Pretorius.
âI donât know what your information was,â she replied. âI just know when heâs due there.â
âOkay, thanks.â
She smiled at him. âCome on, Nathan. Iâm sure you needed that, but you could have gotten it other places. Whatâs the second thing you need?â
He stared at her for a long moment. âI need a shape-changer, and I need it soon.â
A broad smile spread across her face. âYouâre going to try to replace Michkag!â She took a deep breath, exhaled it slowly, and shook her head. âYouâll never get away with it, Nathan. Whenâs the last time you touched a doorknob or a computer or damned near anything else that didnât read your DNA?â
Pretorius saw no reason to tell her about the clone, so he merely shrugged. âI donât create the plans,â he responded. âI just carry them out.â
âOh, come on, Nathan, everyone at your level improvises. At least tell me that Iâm wrong, that this isnât what you want a shape-changer for.â
âYouâre wrong,â said Pretorius. âThis isnât want I want a shape-changer for.â
She stared at him intently. âI canât tell if youâre lying or not.â
He grinned at her. âGood. Iâm getting better at this. Maybe Iâll join the Diplomatic Corps.â
âIf you live through this foolishness,â she said.
He nodded seriously. âIf I live through it.â
âYou know there are only three shape-changing races in the galaxy,â she said, ânone of them especially friendly to the Democracy, none of them especially inimical to the Coalitionâand unless some of the major wormholes have moved, none of them within twenty days of the Orion constellation.â
âIf it was easy, I wouldnât be spending time talking to you while three women aboard my ship are planning a humiliating death for me for coming here,â he said with a smile.
âAll right,â she said. âYouâll have to stretch the definition, but I can help you.â
âStretch the definition?â he repeated, frowning.
âIf heâor it , Iâm really not sure whichâfunctions as a shape-changer, do you really care what he is?â
âHe can change into any shape the situation calls for?â persisted Pretorius.
âAny living shape,â she replied. âI very much doubt that he could pass for a hospital or a spaceship.â
âThatâs no problem. Even the Domarians canât do that, and theyâre supposed to be the most accomplished shape-changers in the galaxy.â
âGood,â said Madam Methuselah. âThen Iâll be able to help my old friendââshe suddenly stared hard into his eyesââ who will not forget that he owes me oneâa big one .â
âI wonât forget.â
âYou had better succeed in this cockamamie scheme, whatever it is. Dead men never pay their debts.â
âI assure you it is my earnest intention to live through it,â he said with a smile.
âGood. Then I think I shall help you.â She got up, walked to a nearby bar, opened a bottle of Alphard brandy, and filled two exquisite crystal glasses, carrying one over to Pretorius and sitting down with the other.
âThanks,â he said, taking a sip. âGood as ever.â
âWe donât water the liquor or misrepresent the frail flowers,â she replied. âAll right, Nathan. The creature you wantâthereâs no sense pretending heâs a Manâis Gzychurlyx.â
âSay that name again?â
She did so.
He sighed. âIâll die of old age before I pronounce it right.â He finished his brandy. âIs he here?â
âIn the house?â she asked,