neither still employed, nor sacked! Just suspended! And all because of this Chinaman! Iâve spent all the morning combing the ministry trying to sort it all out, but itâs no good. Iâm absolutely fed up. Youâd think theyâd all gone deaf.â
âBut what happened with the Chinaman?â asked Silva, after taking a sip of her coffee. âDid you have a row with him?â
âWorse! I trod on his toes!â
This time Linda wasnât the only one who couldnât restrain her mirth.
âAre you serious?â she chuckled.
âYes,â growled Victor. âI thought it was funny at first, too! Then I found out the Chinaman had lodged a complaint, and now the fact that I laughed is being held against me!â
Linda was still so amused she had to put her cup down on the counter to avoid spilling her coffee.
âAnd then what happened?â asked Silva.
âDonât talk about it!â sighed Victor. âThe Chinaman alleged Iâd trodden on his toes deliberately. Of course I swore black was blue I hadnât done it on purpose. But the whole business went up to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and the Chinese Embassy insisted I must be punished. When they heard nothing had been done to me, the Chinks protested again. Apparently theyâve sent the file to Peking, together with an X-ray of their citizenâs foot. Weâre still waiting for the reply. So you see what a jam Iâm in?â
âBut it seems our relations with China are not what they used to be,â said Linda, wiping away tears of laughter. âThat may work in your favourâ¦â
âOh, I know how it is with affairs of this sort,â said Victor. âOf course, all kinds of things may happen. Someone might set fire to the Chinese Embassy. But no one will ever forget I trod on those toes. Just my luck!â
He looked around the room.
âThe worst of it is, everyone tries to give me advice. âKeep calm, Victor, and donât criticize the Chinese â itâll only make matters more difficult for you!â The Party secretary, the director â they all say the same thing: The Chinese people are like this, the Chinese people are like thatâ¦â âRight,â I tell them, âI havenât got anything against the Chinese people. I havenât even got anything against China itself. All I want to know is, whatâs going to happen to me?ââ
Still the same as ever, thought Silva. Impulsive, hot-headed, a magnet that attracted every kind of trouble - just as heâd been when she first got to know him at the time of the break with the Soviets, when she and Ana used to go to some of his famous dinner parties. If she remembered rightly, it was on one of those occasions that Ana had met Besnikâ¦
âX-rays of the chapâs foot, diplomatic notes â you get the picture?â Victor went on. âFor a whole week Iâve been waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat! And why?â He lowered his voice. âBecause of a lousy Chink! A saboteur!â
âWhat?â cried Linda. âThatâs the first time Iâve heard anyone call a Chinaman a saboteur!â
Victor looked from one to the other of them.
âI suppose you both think I'm exaggerating a bit. Perhaps. I was reprimanded once for being too excitable. Maybe I'm wrong â I admit itâs quite possible. The government knows more about these things than I do. Bet as far as Iâm concerned, the Chineseâ¦â
âBe careful! Donât go putting your foot in it again!â teased Linda.
He smiled.
âI know I must seem a bit crazy. Instead of concentrating on things that really matter, I just keep wondering if that confounded X-ray has got there.â
The other two started to giggle again.
âWhy should you worry about that?â said Linda. âIf you really trod on his foot by accident, it
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