of the fish tank and stood on the ledge. Everyone screamed! Brendaâs eyesnearly popped out of her head and she keeled over with a great big thump .
I never thought I would say that Nurse Watkins was usefulâbut she was. She rushed onto the stage with her little black nurseâs bag (the one she had stolen the frogs in) and lifted Brendaâs feet up above her head. It was very dramatic, and when Brenda woke up the crowd gave a huge cheer and Nurse Watkins took a bow as if she did that kind of thing every day. I suppose it reminded her of all the wrestling matches she had won.
People say that you have to leave a crowd wanting more, so I grabbed hold of Nosy Noraâs megaphone and announced, âLadies and gentlemen, the Spookie Shark Show is over.â
A big disappointed âAaaahâ went up from the crowd, but I just kept going because that is what you do when you are running a really successful fish show.
âPlease give a big hand for Barry Wizzardâs frogs!â I said. Everyone clapped and whistled. âAlso Wanda and Brenda Wizzard, Sir Horace the Shark, and last but not least, Nurse Watkins!â
Everyone cheered and cheered. I thought they would never stop. I waited for someone to thank me, which is what they should have done, but no one did, so I said, âAnd I am Araminta Spookie. This was the Spookie Shark Show. Thank you!â
People whistled and stamped and clapped and I took a bow. And then I took another.And another. It was fantastic. I think I shall probably consider running fish shows as a serious career option from now on.
But the adulation of a crowd is a fickle thing. Soon everyone was trooping out of the tent, the adults moaning about the hard seats and the kids whining for ice cream.
And suddenly Aunt Tabby and Uncle Drac were looming over us.
Uncle Drac was smiling but Aunt Tabby was not. She had a big frown and her eyebrows met in the middle like two angry caterpillars. I could see a serious Aunt Tabby moment coming on so I got in first. âAunt Tabby, you have to meet me and Wanda at the ticket office in ten minutesâitâs very important,â I told her. âAnd bring Barryâs van.â
âAraminta, you are not going anywhereââAunt Tabby started, but we didnât hear the rest. I had the frog bucket in one hand and Wandaâs wet paw in the other and we were off, heading for the ticket office.
13
TREASURE
N osy Nora had got there before us. We found her trying to push the safe off the trapdoor. She looked up when we came in and said, âOh, itâs you, Wanda Wizzard, and your weirdo friend. I see you fell in, ha-ha. What have you done with my dad?â
âWe havenât done anything with him,â said Wanda.
Nosy Nora snorted. âWell, he didnât getdown there all on his own,â she said.
âYes he did,â I told her. âAnd then we put the safe there. It is for his own good. In fact it is probably better if he stays there forever.â
âWhy?â asked Nora suspiciously.
âThereâs a very angry ghost who is after him. You dad has stolen his treasure and he wants it back.â
âOh, ha-ha .â Nora snorted again. It was not a nice snort. Wandaâs snorts sound like quite a sweet little pig, but Noraâs was more like an evil-minded camel.
âYes, ghost . The one that was in the haunted shark suit. Remember?â
Nora did not reply.
âHeâs really, really mad,â said Wanda. âIn fact he will be here in a few minutes and if your dad doesnât give him back his treasurechest he will be even more angry. He has a very sharp sword, you know.â
Nora looked pale. âDoes he?â she said.
âYes. And he is really good at using it,â I told her.
I could see that Nora did not like the sound of this. I was right. âIf Dad gave him back his treasure, would he go away?â she asked.
âProbably. You can never