underground railroad. The government got very upset about this, and they took a man from El Salvador whom they had the goods on and who they could send back if they wished to, and they paid him and wired him with a tape recorder and sent him into a little church in Arizona as a spy and witness.â
âYouâre kidding,â Leonard said.
âOh, no. This is fact, the New York Times and all that. Now, the church people are on trial, in a Federal court in Tucson, and they can be sent to prison for five years. Well, you know the way it is at school, and the kids get to talking about it, and this really bowled us overâyou know, this kind of thing canât happen here. And then hereâs Liz, with her daddy a United States senator.â
âOh, no. You didnât promise anything, did you?â
âIâll tell you what I did. We would get batches of material, because we were all chipping in with money to send to Tucson, and I would pick off the best of it and send it on to Daddy.â
âAnd?â
âWell, I just donât know,â Elizabeth said. âI havenât mentioned it to him, but then why is he willing to have those deplorable two from the administration at our house? They want to see Gramps. Well, why didnât Daddy say, you want to see him, invite him to your place? But instead, Daddy went out of his way to set up this dinner party.â
âLiz, the ins and the outs donât hate each other. They play footsie under the table. It would calm the senatorâs nerves to be buddy-buddy with the other side.â
âNo way. No good reason. Heâs no saint, but heâd never play the double agent. Never!â
âMother loves a dinner party. Sheâs wonderful at it.â
âNot enough. No. Daddy has enough failings, but down there in that squirrel cage, he knows his way around. He really does. Iâve watched him. Now Congress isnât in session. But even if it were, it would take weeks to push a bill through that would help those church people. The whole thing is a cheap frame by the administration, and my guess is that Daddy feels that if he can get the terrible two to the dinner table in our home, and feed them nice and talk to them nice, he might just get them to call off the prosecution.â
âCould they?â
âIn a minute.â She reached over and took Leonardâs right hand from the wheel and pressed it up against her lips for a long moment, and then she said, gently, âHeâs a good person, the way things are measured in this stinking world, and you have to tell him, and he will die in his own way a thousand times, so please, Lenny darling, try to love him a little.â
âJesus, I love him so much already,â Leonard cried. âWhy canât he just once be a father to me?â
TEN
D o you know, there is something wrong in this house today,â Ellen MacKenzie said to her husband, who was polishing dry and shining a set of champagne glasses. âThere is something dark and sad.â
âI am dark,â Mac said, âand you are making me sad and sorrowful.â
Ellen bristled. âHow?â
âYou are a pessimist. You always been a pessimist. I am an optimist.â
âThatâll be the day.â
âO.K.âO.K., woman. Spell it out. What is dark and sad?â
âVibrations.â
âI wish,â Mac said deliberately, âthat I was one of them niggers could put his wife on the bed, ass up, and give her a dozen of the best.â
âYou ever use that filthy word in here again, Iâll give you a dozen of the best.â
âVibrations. Vibrations. God help us. Furthermore, you used that same word right here this morning.â
âThat was different. God wonât help you, because you donât have a sensitive bone in your body. You are Boobus Americanus.â
âWhat? What on earth is Boobus
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