telly,â I said, âheâll recognise us, for sure!â
Honey looked alarmed. âWeâre going to be on television?â
âOur pictures will be. And heâll go straight to the police!â
âI could always ask him not to.â
âHow can you ask him not to? You wonât be seeing him again!â I bustled her into the lift. âWeâre not supposed to be talking to anybody.â Honey was so dejected that to cheer her up I told her about Darcy saying it was OK for us to be there.
âSheâs cool about it. No problem!â
I also told her about Darcyâs sister having gone off and left Darcy in charge of the baby. Honey at once wanted to know how old the baby was, and whether it was a girl or a boy, and what it was called. I said I hadnât asked, and she looked at me, unbelieving.
âYou didnât ask ?â
âYou can ask her yourself,â I said. âIâm not interested in peopleâs babies. She wants to see it,â I said, as Darcy let us in.
âThe baby? She can have it if she wants!â Darcy gave another of her cackles. âIâll sell it to youâ¦how much you offering?â
âYou canât sell babies ,â said Honey.
âWanna bet? Itâs in there.â She pointed at a door. âFor Godâs sake, donât wake it up! Itâs been bawling all evening, Iâve just managed to get it to sleep.â
âPoor little thing! Babies donât cry for no reason,â said Honey. âWhatâs its name?â
âFlower.â
I said, âFlour?â
âYeah, tell me about it.â Darcy rolled her eyes.
âItâs beautiful,â said Honey.
I didnât know whether she meant the name or the baby. It looked like a pretty dead ordinary sort of babyto me, but then I am not what you would call an expert.
âNow sheâs here,â said Darcy, nodding at Honey, âyou and me could go out, yeah?â
I said, âOut where?â âAnywhere! Iâve got some mates live just ten minutes away. Go and see them, if you like.â
âWhat, and leave Honey?â
âWhy not? She didnât seem to mind being left with Fatso.â
âI dunno.â I looked at Honey, doubtfully. âWould that be OK?â
Honey swallowed. I could tell she wasnât happy.
âOh, for heavenâs sake!â Darcy was an even more impatient kind of person than I was; she had what Mum calls a short fuse. I always used to try and keep on the good side of her. âJust forget about it! Weâll leave the baby here, and weâll all go.â
âLeave the baby?â squeaked Honey.
âYeah, itâs OK, weâll only be out a couple of hours. I left it last night, nothing happened to it.â
âYou canât leave the baby!â
âI just told you: I did. Itâs not gonna go anywhere!â
Honey munched on her lip.
âLook, itâs all right,â I said. âMe and Honeyâll stay here and babysit, while you go out and see your friends. Weâre pretty tired anyway, arenât we?â
Honey nodded, eagerly.
âOK.â Darcy shrugged. âIf thatâs what you want.â
It wasnât, especially; Iâd quite like to have gone out and met people. But even I could see that it wasnât right to leave a small baby, and I couldnât leave Honey. Not on our first night.
âIâll shoot, then,â said Darcy. âHelp yourselves to food and stuff. Iâll see you later.â
She flapped a hand, and was gone. Me and Honey were on our ownâ¦
six
It was kind of a weird evening. We started off by looking in the fridge, but there wasnât anything much there, just a hunk of mouldering cheese and a festering mess of something we couldnât identify in a plastic pot, so we ended up opening a can of ravioli we found in the cupboard, and did some bits of toast. I watched