garage.â
âThereâs no such thing as beasties.â
If I had a dollar for every time Iâd said that to him, Iâd have enough money for a yearâs supply of weed.
I got up off the bed and stuck my head out the window. âThereâs nothing out thereââ
âListen.â The kid looked as if heâd just seen a ghost.
Then I heard it. I heard a bang, then a sound like something falling.
I stuck my head back out the window. Mikey was right. Somebody was coming out of the garage.
It was the Grinch, on his way into the house.
âGo to your room,â I told Mikey. âIâll get you in a few minutes.â
I started to pull my boots on and heard the front door slam downstairs.
âGo to your room,â I told him again.
Something was about to go down and he didnât have to be around for it.
âI donât want the beasties to get me.â His lip was shaking.
Footsteps were stomping up the stairs. Mikey was too late to make a getaway.
âItâs not a beastie, Bugs. Itâs Dad.â
I donât think that made him feel any better.
My bedroom door slammed open into the wall behind it. Mikey jumped.
âLetâs go, mister,â the Grinch yelled at me.
âI know. You want me to go out atââI looked at the time on my alarm clockââtwelve thirty-two and clean the garage. Right?â
âI wanted you to do it when I told you to. So, yes, you have to do it now at twelve thirty-two at night.â
âCome on, Mikey.â I gave the kid a little push to get him out of the roomâto get him away from the Grinch.
âYouâre not going anywhere,â he said, grabbing the collar of Mikeyâs pajama top. âYouâre going to read that book the teacher sent home for you to read.â
âI read it already,â Mikey said, two bowls of water filling up in his eyes.
âAre you trying to be like your brother over hereânot listening to me?â
âGive him a break,â I said.
âI told you to get outside, Mr. Wise Guy.â
Mikey looked lost. He squeezed his pillow into his stomach and blinked real hard. âBut Dad, I read the book to you tonightâbefore bed. Two times.â
âDonât argue with me. Get the book now!â Dad screamed so loud at the kid, I thought a vein was going to bust out of his neck.
âThe Happy Duck,â Mikey said. He was looking at our father as if he was crazy.
âCome on, Mikey,â I said. âJust get the book.â
I started to push him out of my room with me, but he turned around and kept talking. âDuck can run. Duck ran and ran. Duck was fun. Duckââ
âSee?â My father was smirking. âYou never read it. You just memorized the whole thing so it would look like you were reading.â
âWhatâs your problem?â I asked the Grinch, and pushed Mikey out the door some more.
âI did so read it,â Mikey argued.
âGet another book from your roomâone with some big words in it,â my father said. âThen weâll see if you really know how to read.â
I gave Mikey a hard shove into the hall and slammed my bedroom door shut behind us. He was doing to Mikey the same kind of crappy thing he did to me when I was that age. The only difference was that even back then I knew the guy was crazy.
Mikey didnât.
He was still trying to reason with the manâmake him see.
I remember lying under my bed with my hands over my ears.
I knew my father was looking for me.
Heâd told me I was too stupid to tie my own shoes.
I went into his closet and tied knots, big knots, on every pair of shoes he had.
I figured he was the one who was stupid. He wasnât going to be able to untie my knots.
âJust get the book for him,â I told Mikey. âHeâs never going to let up on you.â
I started to go down the stairs.
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