maybe? One that says BABY ?â
âGood idea,â Wendy Felsher, the Planned Parenthooder, said. âLetâs thoroughly confuse the viewers.â
Father Gladstone ignored her. âItâs the sense of continuity Iâm worried about. We donât want to give a false impression, like this eggâs going out with the trash.â
Wendy Felsher scowled. âI donât think we need to politicize this, Father.â
His face hardened. âAs long as it feels like a permanent choice, thatâs all Iâm asking. Weâre not playing God here.â
âAnd what if this is a rape?â
âThis is not a rape,â Camille said. âItâs an educational video.â
âFather Gladstoneâs just trying to be accurate,â Carl Boufis said.
âIn that case,â Wendy Felsher said, âwhy donât we have someone come in with a coat hanger T-shirt?â
âHa ha ha ha!â Mikolaj said from the front row, slapping his knees. âThis is much more interesting!â
Camilleâs cigarette craving deepened. She looked up at the back row and found Lexie Cross, an eighth-grade teacher and the only member of the committee besides Father Gladstone who was wearing black. Sheâd moved here six months ago from London, which seemedâat this momentâlike the epitome of sophistication.
âMs. Cross,â Camille said, âdo you have any input?â
Lexie lifted her head slowly, as if wishing not to disturb the silver scorpion pinned to the lapel of her jacket. âI donât know,â she said in her well-dressed British accent. âThis whole idea. Isnât it a bit, um, silly?â
âSilly?â
âI mean, kids dressed as sperms?â
âTheyâre not dressed as sperms. Theyâre wearing T-shirts.â
âWell, I donât know. It still seems a bit juvenile.â She pursed her lips. âThese are fifth graders, right?â
Camille frowned. âWell, I donât think âjuvenileâ would be the right term. âInteractive,â maybe. âEducationally hands-on.ââ
âHave you asked the kids what they think?â
âWhat?â
âThe kids. How do they feel about the video? Do they fancy the idea?â
Camille blinked. She looked at the other committee members, who seemed to find this a reasonable question. âWell, Iâm not sure their inputâs relevant. I mean, I think weâre better equipped to demonstrate the ins and outs of conception. As adults, I mean.â
Lexie Cross smiled. âIâm not sure we should go so far as filming the ins and outs.â
The auditorium rippled with laughter. Even Rabbi Silverberg seemed to enjoy the joke, his beard twitching up and down in the fourth row. Camille did her best to ignore the blaze in her cheeks, wondering how she was ever going to please such a ridiculous group of cretins. She was about to give up, resigned to go back to the drawing board, but the mood seemed to have shifted. With a few concessions to Father Gladstone, Camilleâs script was halfheartedly approved, if only because no one could think of a different one. She was too humiliated to feel victorious. She slipped away after the meeting and ducked briskly to the exit. Wasps rose from the Passiflora and buzzed at her face, their hind legs dangling like twigs. Dodging these hideous creatures, she felt like she might cry. Strangely, it was not the laughing faces of the committee members that she pictured but those of her children, their mouths pink with filling.
She touched her stomach. Even if Warren wanted to start over, a new beginning, she couldnât imagine going through another love affair with a baby, setting herself up for rejection.
Someone called Camilleâs name, and she turned to see Mikolaj running to catch up with her, panting for breath. The nebula in his eye had spread into a galactic event. Camille glanced