. . . Another hiring job? . . . Theyâre short-staffed? . . . But why do they need to fill the position so fast? . . . An urgent human resources problem has come up? . . . Iâll get right on it.â
Jim closed the phone.
The manager was standing. âNow, are you going to leave by yourself, or will I have to kick your ass?â
âNo, Iâm going,â said Jim. He picked up his briefcase and left the office, looking to hire a security guard to remove the assistant manager from the building.
TRIGGERFISH LANE
The front curtains parted a slit.
Binoculars poked through. âJim, come here,â said Martha.
Jim drilled a wall anchor to hang the newest Davenport family portrait taken at Just Portraits. âWhat is it?â
âTheyâre back.â
Jim walked across the living room. âMartha, are you going to spend your whole life at the window?â
âTheyâve got a bunch of stuff in the trunk.â
âThatâs a mystery. People moving in, having stuff.â
âDonât trivialize me.â She opened the curtains wider. âThose men are dangerous. I wonder whatâs in all those bags? . . .â
Across the street, Coleman hoisted a sack out of the trunk. âWhatâs in all these bags?â
âChristmas!â said Serge, grabbing his own bag. âThis is going to be the best ever!â
They headed for the front door.
Coleman set his bag down and leaned against the house. âIâm tired.â
Serge got out his keys. âYou only walked from the driveway to the porch.â
âMaybe itâs the marijuana.â
âGee, you think?â They went inside and Serge dumped the bagsâ contents on the floor. Then five more trips to the car until the pile in the living room was a mountain.
âWhy so much shit?â asked Coleman.
âBecause I love Christmas! But usually Iâm too busy with all my business travel and outstanding warrants. Not this year! My new motto: âIâm taking Christmas big!â â Serge dropped to his knees and pawed through the mound on the floor. âHereâs the plan: We do everything, all the traditions, and we do it grander than anyone ever dreamed! Here are the houselights, which will require extra generators so we donât smash the power grid, the holiday music CDs that will need weatherproof outdoor concert speakers, the train set with extra boxes of tracks to connect all the rooms of the house, the bicycle whose assembly on Christmas Eve will make us use profanity like Kid Rock, the toys where we forget the batteries, several gingerbread house kits weâll combine to form a mansion, DVDs of all the classic Christmas specials to run nonstop, mistletoe for all the doorways, the manger scene with a little Jesus that glows in the dark to emphasize the Holy Spirit third of the Trinity because heâs the shy one who gets the least press, all the presents weâll wrap together and give each other as Secret Santas . . .â
Coleman popped a special holiday-edition Budweiser. âBut if we wrap the presents together, Iâll already know what you bought me.â
Serge untangled a strand of lights. âYou wonât remember.â
Coleman took a gulp from his beer. âI love surprises.â
Serge jumped up. âLetâs get the tree! . . .â
Across the street: âLook at the size of that tree tied to the roof of their Chevelle,â said Martha. âItâs almost as long as the car.â
âI donât think theyâll be able to get it in the house,â said Jim.
Moments later: âPush!â yelled Serge.
âIâm pushing as hard as I can,â said Coleman. âThe doorâs not big enough.â
âThen weâll figure something else out . . . Pull!â
âIâm pulling as hard as I can. I think itâs stuck.â
âLet