what are you doing in here?â
Ms. Alicia burst through the door and stood in the doorway of the bathroom with her mouth wide open. I was so embarrassed I didnât know what to say.
âNothing!â I slammed my legs together and then slammed the door in her face.
âShante! Open the door!â
âUh, can I get a minute? Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Dammit!â I jumped in the shower and then jumped back out. I didnât know what to do.
âPut on a towel and open this door!â Ms. Alicia yelled.
âOkay, hold on.â I ran around looking for my towel. âShit!â
I wrapped a towel around me and cracked the door. I stood behind it and peeked around.
âUh-huhn?â I asked.
âUh-huhn, what?â Ms. Alicia asked.
âDid you want something?â
âWhatâs going on in there?â
âNothing much.â
âNothing much? Girl, I saw you with your legs all gapped open,â Ms. Alicia said, âwhat you doinâ in here?â
âNothinâ! For real! Nothing.â
âItâs nothing to be ashamed of, Shante.â
âIâm not ashamed. I wasnât doing nothing.â
âOkay,â Ms. Alicia said, âWell, hurry up and finish doing nothing so we can go. You holding up the party.â
âOkay,â I said. âCan I finish my shower now?â
âGo âhead. But make it a quickie!â Ms. Alicia joked.
âVery funny, Ms. Alicia.â
âHurry up and come on. Weâre waiting for you downstairs.â
I hurried and took a shower. I threw on some short shorts and some open-toed high-heels. I put on a wife beater with no bra and ran downstairs. I stopped dead in my tracks when I got to the last step. Ms. Alicia was waiting for me at the bottom of the staircase with her hand directly in my face.
âErrrrrrr! Where you think you going dressed like that?â
âUh, to the mall?â
âI donât think so.â
âHuh?â
âFollow me.â Ms. Alicia walked upstairs.
I followed her upstairs, one step at a time. Brittany followed behind me, grabbing my shorts and nearly pulling them down.
âOkay, here we go.â Ms. Alicia slid her closet door to one side. âPick out something decent so we can go. If we donât hurry up, all the good sales will be over by the time we get there.â
âI canât believe you even buy clothes on sale.â
âGirl, you better get real. I buy on sale! I use coupons! Iâll forget my driverâs license before I forget my Kroger card.â Ms. Alicia sat on the bed and crossed her legs. âHurry up, pick out something so we can go!â
âCan I wear this?â I picked out a short summer dress.
âNope! Thatâs my Vera Wang! Here, wear this.â
Ms. Alicia handed me a short, spaghetti-strapped dress thatwas very colorful. I liked it. Not as much as the Vera Wang dress, but it was cute.
âOkay, Iâm ready.â
âYou sure are. Now go take off those stripper shoes and weâre ready to go.â
âWhatâs wrong with my shoes?â
âYouâre going to the mall, not Magic City.â
âI can tell you old. Magic City done played out. Emerald City is whatâs happening now!â
âWhatever! Here, put these on.â Ms. Alicia handed me a pair of sandals.
âThese are cute!â I held them up and looked at them before putting them on my feet.
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We picked up Auntie Cynthia on our way to Discover Mills mall. Auntie Cynthia brought her three kids with her. The two oldest were not her biological children. They had different mothers from Uncle Mikeâs two previous wives: Ms. Tonita, Briâs mom; and âCelia, Alexiahâs mom. The youngest one was from her current marriage with Uncle Mike. It is a good thing we were in that SUV. It was a bunch of us.
The oldest girlâs name