the time,â says Julia. âCoco can, though.â
I can? I instinctively want to say, âNo, I goddamn canât, I have a life too,â but I donât know why. So I just nod. Anyway, sheâs right. I have nothing else to do with my days. And extra cash sounds nice.
Samantha swaps numbers with me. âExcellent! Thank you so much. I canât wait!â
âTake it easy, little Julia, okay?â says Vic, standing up. âNo more all-nighters.â
When Vic and Samantha leave, Angie comes back out to the deck and lights up again.
âSmoking will kill you,â says Julia.
âSo if I quit Iâll live forever?â
âI canât believe you fainted from too much sex,â says Pia. âLike seriously. How big is he?â
âI didnât!â Julia starts laughing. âI hadnât eaten or slept!â
âOh, mah Lordâ¦â Pia puts on a Tennessee Williams voice. âAh was overcome by the fluttahs of exhaustion after a nahght of lurve -may-kinââ¦â
âAhâm shakinâ from pleasure lah-ke a magnolia bush in a summer storm,â adds Angie.
âMagnolias grow on trees, you moron,â says Julia, grinning. âIâm fine. Drama over.â
âWhen Ahâm around, the dramah is nevah ovah, â says Pia.
Then my phone rings.
Joe. From Potstill.
I quickly turn my back on everyone else, let it ring four timesâthe way Pia taught meâand then answer as coolly as I can.
âThis is Coco ⦠oh, hi, Joe!â
Angie makes a whooping sound ending in an âow!â as though Pia punched her.
âHey, Coco. Can you work today around four?â
âSure,â I say.
âCheers, Coco. Youâre the best. Well, after my mother. Sheâs the absolute best. But youâre a close second.â
Moments later, I hang up, giggling, and turn back to the girls. Theyâre all looking up at me expectantly.
âSounds like someoneâs got a date!â says Pia.
âBetter than that,â I say. âIâve got a job.â
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CHAPTER 9
The first thing Joe does when I get to work is hand me $20 and send me on a coffee run.
âIced coffee, please,â he says. âAnd some cake. Something that tastes homemade but looks manly, you know?â
âA manly cake,â I repeat. âWhat does that mean?â
âNo frosting,â says Joe, like itâs the most obvious thing in the world. âMaybe one of those crumb cake things you New Yorkers love so much. You know, the first time someone offered me a crumb cake, I was, like, a cake the size of a crumb, are you fecking mad?â
On my way to get us iced coffees and crumb cake, I take a quick detour to the old hardware store on Court, the one thatâs been around for generations, and buy the yellowest lightbulbs I can find.
Then I head to the old Italian bakery near President Street. Thereâs no crumb cake, but I buy some biscotti, because they seem like the kind of tough cookie he was talking about. I return to the bar with my purchases, feeling exuberant.
âBiscotti are manly?â Joe looks doubtful.
âYup,â I say. âTheyâre practically butch. Now. You need to get a better cleaning service, and we need to change the lighting.â
âWhy?â Joe bites into a biscotto. âOuch. Are biscotti supposed to hurt ?â
âYes.â I try sounding as self-assured as my roommates always do. âAnd Joe, girls want lighting that makes them feel pretty. This lighting is too harsh. We also like bathrooms that donât feel like they might give you the plague.â
Together, we change the lights in the bar, and suddenly, like magic, Potstill is transformed from bleak and ugly to warm and charming. Even the chipped bar looks chic. (Well, chic-ish.)
âI feel prettier,â says Joe, batting his lashes. âI really do. Do I look prettier?â
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