wouldnât even know if sheâs lying.â
Derek smirks at this, but then quickly goes back to stone-faced.
âOkay, like I said, I donât want to take one employeeâs word over anotherâs. But if you are giving away free drinks, you need to stop immediately. It is grounds for dismissal.â
âIâm totally not, Derek,â I lie, but mentally promise myself to never do it again.
âAll right,â he says. âGo on back up front and finish setting up.â
I nod and rejoin Em.
âUnbelievable,â I say in a low voice when Iâm within earshot of her.
âWhat?â she asks.
âIâm going to totally kill Daisy when I see her. She told Derek that Iâm giving away free drinks to my friends.â
âOmigod, what a witch!â Em says. She stops refilling the cookie tray to look at me.
âYeah, I canât believe sheâd do that to me,â I say. I twist my hair with my fingers.
âEspecially when Iâve seen her giving away low-fat muffins to her Jazzercise friends!â Em says.
âJazzercise?â I giggle at the thought of Daisy dancing around a room with a bunch of women. âYeah, I guess I can see that.â
âWell, I know why she did it,â Em says.
âWhy?â
âShe wants your job.â
âReally?â
âUh-huh. Daisy thought she should have been promoted to assistant manager.â
âWhy? Iâm totally better than her and Iâve been here longer,â I say.
Em shrugs.
âWhat a brat.â
âYou definitely have to put her in her place,â Em says.
âI will,â I agree. âFor starters, I think someone should be on bathroom cleaning duty for at least the next month.â
Em nods and gives me a thumbs-up.
By five-twenty a.m., weâre ready to open up the store.
âYou still havenât asked me about Cam,â Em says.
âIâm sorry, I meant to. Whatâs going on?â
âWell,â she tells me, her eyes lighting up, âheâs taking me roller skating tonight! Can you imagine? I havenât been roller skating since I was like ten.â
I smile. âThat is so cute.â
âThen he wants to go to a fifties restaurant for cheeseburgers and milkshakes.â
âIt sounds like you guys will totally have fun.â
âSeriously, Jane,â Em says, refilling the stack of cups by the register, âI didnât think this was a good idea at all, what with the whole Jason thing, but it has really made me feel better! And Cam is awesome. You are such a great Espressologist!â
âA what?â Derek appears behind us, fastening an apron around his back, preparing to help us with the expected crowd.
âOh, um . . .â Em stammers, looking back and forth between Derek and me.
âNothing?â I offer.
âNo, I heard you guys. You said Jane is âa great Espressologist.â What did you mean? What is an Espressologist?â I look down at the floor, shaking my head slightly, indicating to Em that I want her to keep her mouth shut. Em glances at me and then looks back at Derek.
âIâll tell you but you canât get mad at Jane. Because itâs totally a cool thing.â
âEm!â I warn.
âWhatâs the big deal, Jane? It is so cool,â she says.
âNow you are making me nervous. Start talking,â Derek says.
âWell, like I said, itâs really awesome,â Em begins, and I sigh heavily, trying to prepare for another verbal lashing from Derek. âJane has been keeping this notebook for a really long time. She records all the drinks people order and what type of person they are. Itâs kind of like sheâs typecasting people based on their coffee preference or something.â
I inwardly recoil, closing my eyes and remembering how I had lied and told Derek my notebook was for my notes on drinks for the