She stubs out the cigarette. )
Felix    Why didnât you tell me?
Flora    I would rather that he died of a heart attack. I am more comfortable with that version of events.
Felix    More comfortable?!
Flora    For his sake. It makes him look less of a fool.
George    This doesnât change anything.
Flora    You have said that once already, George.
George    Your mother and I are still going to be married. Whatever you think.
Rosie    If itâs any consolation, after the wedding, I will be your sister and your daughter will also be your niece. If you werenât fucked up before, this will really send you reeling.
Flora    Ah, Rosie. Just when the conversation was flagging.
George    Rosie. Fliss isnât his â you promised me she wasnât â
Flora    Sheâs not his daughter.
Mercy    I donât think I can cope. ( Mercy starts to cry silently. )
George    Rosie â you said it was that long-haired lad from The Bell. You promised me.
Rosie    Sheâs Felixâs daughter.
Flora    Not without DNA evidence sheâs not.
George    You donât know that for sure, do you? Rosie?
Rosie    Iâm her mother and I know.
Flora    Iâm not a grandmother. Sheâs lying â
Rosie    Iâm not.
George    But thereâs no proof, is there, love?
Flora    Of course there isnât.
Felix    ( desperate ) Rosie. I have been walking around with this for four weeks. I have bâbeen trying to rise to this. I have been trying to feel what this feels like. Please donât lie to me.
Rosie    Iâm not lying. After you left, I ⦠I did sleep with a few men â
Flora    Iâm sorry. Forgive me for being pedantic but âa fewâ is not the correct collective noun in this case.
Rosie    Dad, tell her.
George    You did put yourself about, Rosie love.
Rosie    I was heartbroken at the time.
Felix stands up.
Felix    Iâm sorry. This is too much.
Flora    Sit down. You will not walk out on me again. I deserve more respect from you.
Felix    Why?
Flora    Because I am your mother.
Felix    You have to do a bit of mothering in order to earn that title. And sadly that has never been your strong suit, has it?
Flora    What?
Felix    You donât love me, Mother.
George    Oh, Christ on a bike.
George takes out his headphones and puts them on during the next.
Flora    Of course I do. You are my son.
Felix    That doesnât follow. You know that.
Flora    Youâre talking nonsense.
Felix    I am sure you tried. But you couldnât do it.
Rosie    Love embarrasses you, Felix. You canât turn it into an equation. There is no constant as far as you are concerned. Dad. Take them off.
George    Iâm not listening to his crap.
He turns the music up. He taps away to it.
Mercy    There is no point in being constant in love. Itâs seen as a sign of weakness.
Flora    ( to Mercy ) Oh God! I donât know why youâre crying.
Mercy    I may as well throw the soup away.
Flora    None of this has anything to do with you.
Rosie    Oh Mercy, donât cry. Itâs all right.
Flora    Take those bloody headphones off right now, George, before I rip them off.
George    ( he canât hear ) What? ( He takes them off. )
Rosie    ( to George ) Mercyâs upset.
Mercy    ( crying ) Iâm sorry, sorry, sorry. I get these brief bursts of unutterable sadness. Iâm taking a herbal remedy.
Rosie    Are you?
Mercy    Yes. Itâs for people