bathrooms?â
âBrand new. No one uses them.â
âThis place has a nice vibe.â I wasnât sure Iâd ever used the word âvibeâ before.
âIâm glad you think so. Now tell all your friends.â
My friends couldnât afford to eat there, and that was part of the problem, but I didnât say this. Instead, I told her things would pick up, though I was sure they wouldnât.
***
About a week later, I came downstairs from my apartment and noticed the Chelsea Grillâs handwritten chalk sign was not outside their front door. I pressed my face against their front window. No one was in there. Panic rushed through meâit hadnât occurred to me they would close down suddenly, and so far my plan was still only in the fantasy stage. I had no idea how to go about getting permission to open a casino. I figured you needed a gaming license or something, but I had no idea. I decided to talk to Milo about it, since he always knew a bunch of random stuff. I showed up at the Hare a little early and sat down next to him at the bar.
âSo I have this friendââ I started out.
âOh?â Milo looked at me with interest, like he genuinely wanted to know all about my friend. His total lack of suspicion might make some people think he was a chump, but I appreciated it.
âMy friend just found out her father is aâa Native American.â I still wasnât sure this was the term we used.
âReally? Why didnât she know that before?â
âWell, she didnât know who her father was, exactly. But then she found out, and the guy is an Indian.â
âWow, how interesting!â Milo sounded excited for my friend. âThat must really change the way she feels about herself.â
âYeah? How?â Then I laughedâit was the âhowâ thing again, but Milo took no notice.
âI donât know.â He looked thoughtful. âI guess we all have a sense of who we are, so it must be strange to find out you arenât who you think you are.â
âOh, yeah. Yeah, Iâm sure she finds it strange.â
âBut liberating, right?â
âUm, right.â I had no idea what he was talking about. âSo she wants to open a casino.â
âA casino?â He laughed, like there was something funny about this. âReally? Where?â
âI guess around here somewhere. And she needs to know how to go about it. Like, does she need a license or whatever.â
âI donât know if they grant them to individuals.â
âNo?â I tried to sound casual, like I didnât care if my friend opened a casino or not.
âYouâd think the tribe would have to do it.â
âMaybe she could do it for them.â
âWhat tribe does her father belong to?â
âShe doesnât know.â
âWell, maybe she needs to find out. That would probably be a good first step.â
âHow?â
He pondered this for a moment. âMaybe she could go down to the Bureau of Indian Affairs and ask them what she needs to do.â
âI guess she could. Where is it?â
âI donât know, somewhere in DC. I think itâs part of the Department of the Interior.â He was still smiling at me in wide-eyed innocence, obviously with no idea who we were talking about. âIâm sure she could find it online.â
âOkay, thanks. Iâll tell her.â
âThanks for sharing this with me, Julie. Itâs really interesting. It must be amazing to suddenly discover something like that about yourself.â
âIt must be,â I said.
âAnd to have gone all those years not knowing, thinking you were someoneelseâitâs pretty weird for her, Iâll bet.â
âIâm sure she finds it weird.â
âYour friend is lucky.â
âIâll tell her,â I said.
***
I had walked around DC before, but had never been