be in the shit, not just with school but with his oldman. But fuck it, right now itâs just the two of them, and the turtle, and they donât have to be anywhere but here, doing anything but this.
14
There arenât too many people at Cottesloe. Just some tourists tanning on the sand, and a group of dole-bludgers and part-timers out on boards, hoping the offshore wind will pick up.
It takes Jasmine four attempts to park the Mini, but she finally nails it. They walk down the stairs and settle on the lawn overlooking the beach. Jasmine prises open a few pistachios. Out to sea, a couple of old guys sit waiting for a set. In closer, some body-boarders play in the small waves.
âPerfect day,â she says. âPhoto-perfect. Letâs get some shots for the assignment.â She drags an old SLR camera from her bag.
âYouâve got to practise your wagging technique, Jaz,â he says, taking the camera off her. He looks at borders through the viewfinder. âYouâve missed the point.â
âCome on, can we? Itâll be fun. I need a model and I want you, okay? I just gave you a lift here and Iâm sure thatâs equivalent to at least four photos.â She smiles.
âWhat?â
âAnd you ate a pistachio â thatâs another three photos.â
âSince when? You know I donât pose. I wonât,â he says, suddenly self-conscious. He runs his hands through his hair, wondering how scruffy it looks. âIâm not a poser and Iâm no frickin pretty boy.â
âThank god for that,â she says. âYouâre Dustin and youâre my subject, so calm down, relax, and help me keep up my A-minus in art, okay? Iâve been helping you pass all year â you owe me this at least.â
Itâs a convincing argument. She pulls a black spiral notebook from her bag and flicks a third of the way through it. He snatches the book and looks at each of the pictures drawn in 4B pencil. There are least twenty pages of them.
âThis is me?â Some parts look like him â the hair, the shoulders, the eyes â but many of the lines are too quick and sketchy. Thereâs just a lot of movement.
âItâs rough,â she says.
âThis is what I look like? To you?â
âIn parts. Itâs not supposed to be realistic. Itâs more about the positioning and â¦â
âBut youâve made me look messy! And crazy. And whatâs
that
supposed to be?â
âThatâs the turtle,â she grins, then grabs her art book backoff him. âYou
are
messy. Anyway, itâs hard to draw from memory. I donât even have any photos of you, you know. Donât you think thatâs weird?â
âYou see me every day, you donât need to see me at home.â
âWell, thatâs all going to change, with you being my hot male model. Howâs your Magnum look coming along?â
âMagnumâs not ready yet. Youâll have to make do with Blue Steel ⦠Do I really have to do this?â
âThereâs a first time for everything, Zoolander. Shit, sometimes you just gotta give in.â
Overhead, screeching parrots flap about between pines. The noisy distraction gives Dustin some breathing space. âHow âbout calling it ET?â he says, indicating the turtle scratching about on Jasmineâs school bag.
âDonât be cruel. Besides, itâs a girl. Now stop trying to sidetrack me. Seven photos!â
He runs his fingers through his hair again, brushing it behind his ears.
Jasmine leads him down to the soft sand in front of the surf clubhouse, where she opens her sketchbook. The ideas are simple â often theyâre just parts of him against sand: a hand, an elbow, an eye. Each shot obeys the rule of thirds. She plays around with technique first â the âsoul-stealingâ, she says, will come later.
She fans out Dustinâs fingers and
Chelle Bliss, Brenda Rothert