wasnât going to be around as a witness. Still, I wasnât sure I had the skills to entertain Maddie all summer. âYou know I think Maddieâs great. She smart and studious, a cool girl. â¦â
âShe could be your intern! She could help you do research for your book. Or help you backstage. Or do whatever interns do. Please, Elizabeth. Weâll pay her expenses, even give her a salary that you could say was from you. She likes you and she loves the theater. And if you asked her, it wouldnât seem like it was my idea.â
Bumble was pleading, honestly pleading. I did love Maddie. We always had fun when she spent the weekend when Bumble went off to Washington for a few days. She reminded me of me at seventeen: preferring books to boys and engaged in just enough intellectual snobbery to make her interesting but not standoffish. Weâd bonded over Jane Austen novels and Zac Efron movies. Plus, her birth motherâs behavior annoyed me beyond belief. How could you walk away from your daughter because you felt âsuffocatedâ? Maybe I could use an intern.
âOkay, Iâll ask her to come with me. But understand that I have work to do, so I canât watch her every minute. I canât babysit. And, if she doesnât want to come, Iâm out. Iâd be happy to have a willing intern, but not forced labor. Only if Maddie really wants to come. Understood?â
âThank you, Elizabeth.â Bumble hugged me. Then added, âOh, and if you let Maddie fall for FX, I will kill you.â
The real Bumble was back. âI canât help it if a teenage girl gets a crush on a movie star, okay? But, of course, Iâll warn him and keep an eye on her. There will be a lot of attractive actors, so itâs not just FX you have to worry about.â
âOh, thatâs not Maddieâs thing. Really, sheâs too smart for that.â
Well, she wasnât too smart to devour the Twilight books, because we both enjoyed those a few years ago. Bumble was boy crazy by age ten, so a girl like Maddie, whoâd never been out with a boy, was a mystery to her. But not to me. I knew Maddie noticed boys, and when one finally noticed her, it would be her undoing.
Bumble took a quick look around the party. We were still alone by the koi pond. âI have one more favor to ask. Do you want a housesitter this summer?â
âI take it you have someone in mindâ¦why, do you have a fertility goddess you want to stash at my place for the Sexapalooza?â
That cracked Bumble up. âNo, although not a bad idea. Actually, Tedâs chief of staff is moving here for the summer, during the congressional recess.â She lowered her voice dramatically. âHeâs working on some stuff on the side for Ted. Some fact-finding. It would be great if he had a low-profile place to work out of. Thatâs also free. Like your house.â
âIs Ted involved in some scandal?â I was genuinely concerned now. Bumble usually wasnât so vague.
âNo, no. Donât tell anyone, but heâs considering a run for the governorship. So Rafaâs going to do some temperature-taking, a little listening tour with movers and shakers here to see if Ted can build a coalition and make a run.â
Relief, then curiosity. Being the tennis fan, my ears shot up at the name Rafa. For one crazy moment, I pictured Rafael Nadal sleeping in my bed with nothing on but a headband. The thought gave me great pleasure. Bumbleâs strange expression pulled me back from thebrink. I recovered, âGovernor Ted? And First Lady Bumble. Wow, thatâs really something. Thatâs huge.â
âI know. But Ted actually cares and thinks he could make a difference. And so do I,â she said. âAnd I really want to be a First Lady.â
âYou would be a great First Lady. To the Governorâs Manor born.â I had no doubt about Bumble, but I wanted to flush out