baby. In the background of the image on the video screen I saw the outline of what looked like a wine storage cabinet. My gut told me that the baby was somewhere in the basement of the house.
In retrospect, going down to the basement by myself wasnât a good idea. But something takes over when you see and hear a child in distress: Itâs almost a full-body alarm that compels you to act without thinking, to run as fast as you can toward the sobbing sounds. At least thatâs how it was for me.
As I raced down a series of stairways and then through the family room, where the disturbing screen images were still looping, I heard the patter of rain outside the windowâa fall storm beginning. As a flash of lightning illuminated the Halloween cemetery in the backyard, I remembered the story of the teenage girl named Jessica who had disappeared. How many kids are buried back there? I wondered. How many families?
I made my way through a library (where I glimpsed a book entitled Best Meat-Carving Methods ) then through a game room and a reading alcove, then down the steep, dark steps leading to the Perfectsâ basement.
I could hear the crying more clearly now, but it sounded softer, as if the child had grown weary.
âHello? Is anybody here?â
Across the dim room I saw the dark outline of the cage. Something sat inside: the motionless shadow-silhouette of a child. Was she okay? Had she been hurt?
I cautiously approached the cage until I was close enough to see clearly in the dim light.
The cage door was open and there was no baby. Instead, there was a large dollâ a doll that bore a striking resemblance to me. I stared for a moment too long, horrified and mesmerized by the dollâs hoop earringsâthe long, shiny hair gathered in a ponytail. Several hands shoved me from behind.
I toppled into the cage and the door slammed behind me.
When I turned around and caught my breath, I saw the whole Perfect familyâincluding a very familiar one-year-old baby and two of the middle-aged ladies from the Sweet Memories shopâhugging each other, pulling out their carving knives, and wishing each other a happy Halloween.
âMy parents know where I am!â I shouted, my voice sounding strangely hollow. âMy dad will make sure you all go to jail forever!â
âThings donât work that way around here, dear,â said Mrs. Perfect calmly. âYou see, we Perfects pretty much keep this town running. We have an arrangement with the townsfolk. We stay away from the kids who were born and raised here, and help keep their businesses afloat, and they keep their noses out of our culinary activities. Letâs just say the police wonât be terribly concerned when they hear youâre missing.â
âStill, you wonât get away with this.â I realized I was speaking to someone who had absolute certainty that she would indeed get away with it forever.
âYouâd be shocked at how many parents can be bought,â said Mrs. Perfect. âJust say the words âfinancial securityâ and ânever have to work againâ and some of them are willing to keep quiet. Othersâwell, we have ways of keeping them quiet.â
So there you have it. In the town of Entrails, the Perfect family keeps the town running financially and, in exchange, the townsfolk and the police keep quiet about their crimes. In a sense, my family really did move next door to a castle; the whole thing is kind of feudal. If I were going to school again, Iâd write a paper about it.
But donât worry. I havenât given up all hope yet. Remember how I said kids always like me? Well, toddlers love me. And just a moment ago, after all the other Perfects disappeared to go sharpen their knives and fingernails in preparation for their Halloween feast of freshly killed babysitter, the littlest Perfect appeared outside my cage with an impish, toothy grin and a shiny key in her hand.