thought,â said the Bishop grimly.
âMore fool he,â the Canon said hotly.
âThatâs as may be, Canon,â the Bishop went on sternly. âHe went to the doctor, but treatment did him no good, so he went back up the valley to ask Johnnie what he ought to do. âI had nothing to do with that, father,â said Johnnie, âand the curing of it isnât in my hands.â âThen who was it?â asks Muldoon. âThe Queen of the Fairies,â said Johnnie, âand you might as well tell the doctor to take that leg off you while heâs at it, for the Queenâs wound is the wound that never heals.â No more it did,â added the Bishop. âThe poor man ended his days on a peg leg.â
âHe did, he did,â muttered Father Whelan mournfully, and there was a long pause. It was clear that the Canon was routed, and soon afterwards they all got up to go. It seemed that Father Fogarty had left his car outside the seminary, and the Bishop, in a benevolent mood, offered to take them across the field by the footpath.
âIâll take them,â said Father Devine.
âThe little walk will do me good,â said the Bishop.
He, the Canon and Father Fogarty went first. Father Devine followed with Father Whelan, who went sideways down the steps with the skirts of his coat held up.
âAs a matter of fact,â the Bishop was saying ahead of them, âweâre lucky to be able to walk so well. Bad poteen would deprive you of the use of your legs. I used to see them at home, talking quite nicely one minute and dropping off the chairs like bags of meal the next. Youâd have to take them home on a door. The head might be quite clear, but the legs would be like gateposts.â
âFather Devine,â whispered Father Whelan girlishly, stopping in his tracks.
âYes, what is it?â asked Father Devine gently.
âWhat His Lordship said,â whispered Father Whelan guiltily. âThatâs the way I feel. Like gateposts.â
And before the young priest could do anything, he put out one of the gateposts, which didnât seem to alight properly on its base, the other leaned slowly towards it, and he fell in an ungraceful parody of a ballet dancerâs final curtsy.
âOh, my! My! My!â he exclaimed. Even in his liquor he was melancholy and gentle.
The other three turned slowly round. To Father Devine they looked like sleepwalkers.
âHah!â said the Bishop with quiet satisfaction. âThatâs the very thing I mean. Weâll have to mind ourselves.â
And away the three of them went, very slowly, as though they owed no responsibility whatever towards the fallen guest. Paddy, the Bishopâs âboyâ, who was obviously expecting something of the sort, immediately appeared and, with the aid of Father Devine, put the old man on a bench and carried him back to the palace. Then, still carrying the bench between them, they set out after the others. They were just in time to see the collapse of the Canon, but in spite of it the other two went on. Father Fogarty had begun to chuckle hysterically. They could hear him across the field, and it seemed to Father Devine that he was already rehearsing the lovely story he would tell about âthe night I got drunk with the Bishopâ.
Devine and Paddy left the Canon where he had fallen, and where he looked like being safe for a long time to come, and followed the other two. They had gone wildly astray, turning in a semicircle round the field till they were at the foot of the hill before a high fence round the plantation. The Bishop never hesitated, but immediately began to climb the wall.
âI must be gone wrong, father,â he said anxiously. âI donât know what happened me tonight. I can usually do this easy enough. Weâll go over the wall and up the wood.â
âI canât,â shouted Father Fogarty in a paroxysm of