photographerâs flash. Right behind me was Senator Russell.
It wasnât bad, I suppose, provided you liked the âdeer in the headlightsâ expression. That, plus my somber black suit made me look like a funeral director whoâd just been told one of the corpses got up and left.
âDamn,â I said softly, so as not to be overheard by the rest of the posh caféâs diners.
My gaze dropped to the blurb beneath the photo. Molly Malone, former congressional wife and daughter of a former U.S. senator from Virginia, returns to Washington to work for the quirky Independent senator from Colorado.
Quirky? The senator would love that, I thought. So far, so good. I almost hated to keep reading, but I couldnât stop myself.
Spies for the Dirt tell us Ms. Malone used to be quite the hostess years ago. If she intends to help the senator, we suggest she get a new wardrobe. Her dowdy evening ensemble was better suited for a wake than a Washington reception. Our advice to Ms. Malone: Go shopping or go back to Denver.
I stared at the words, reading them again to make sure I hadnât read it wrong. I hadnât. âDammit ! â I exploded, startling the waiter who was leaning over our table with the water glasses.
Karen motioned him away while I fumed, oblivious to the nearby dinersâ scowls.
âI cannot believe you read this trash,â I accused Karen, noticing a haughty look from an elderly woman walking to her table.
âEverybody reads the DC Dirt , Molly,â she said apologetically. âIt dishes. Lots of fun gossip.â
âNot if youâre in it,â I retorted. âI havenât been in town forty-eight hours, and Iâm already pilloried in the press! I knew I should never have come back. Never, never, never !â I lowered my voice this time. Either that, or the café staff might throw me out.
âMolly, calm down. Itâs not so bad. The picture is kind of cute.â
âI look like a jacklighted deer.â
Karen laughed and sipped her coffee while I pouted.
âShe called me dowdy. Dowdy ! Iâve never had a dowdy day in my life. On my worst day, Iâm not dowdy. Who is that reporter anyway?â
âDonât pay any attention. Sheâs just trying to get headlines, according to Nan. I called her after I read the article. Nan said sheâs heard the woman is some third-rate actress who wants to make it as a columnist. And someone told Nan she went to Mount Saint Maryâs when you did. Before you went to that big Arlington high school with Nan and Deb.â
I glanced below and, sure enough, right under my photo was a gossip column and byline. I stared at the name. Diedre Turner . âYouâve got to be kidding,â I said, as old memories resurrected themselves from the dusty past. âMy old nemesis from Mount Saint Maryâs. Now it makes sense. Diedre hated my guts in high school. I guess she still does.â I dropped the paper onto the table. âWhat galls me is sheâs right. I do have to go shopping. I left most of my wardrobe back in Denver.â
âThereâre lots of shops on Connecticut and Wisconsin Avenues, but even more scattered around the city now. And a great one near Capitol Hill. Check out these.â She slipped a pen from her purse and scribbled a few names on a napkin.
I scanned the napkin before shoving it into my jacket pocket. âExcellent. Maybe Iâll go shopping this afternoon.â
âHow did you like Peterâs townhouse on P Street?â Karen asked, clearly trying to switch subjects to one less incendiary. âYour message said Albert was taking you for a tour early this morning.â
âThe house is beautiful, even filled with dust and shrouded furniture. Dark wood, antique carved moldings, brick fireplace, updated kitchen with granite counters, bathrooms are updated, too,â I enthused. âThereâs even a jacuzzi tub in the