âYouâre just what I need.â
Chapter Two
I stood stock still in the dim light, heart thumping, knees wobbling. âThe⦠The⦠The door was openâ¦â I managed to say.
The robot reached up and took off its diverâs helmet. A kind face under some straggly white hair appeared. âMr Tipp?â I asked faintly.
The man nodded. âCharlie canât have turned the handle properly when he closed the door,â he said. âThereâs still a slight problem with his programming.â I must have looked puzzled because Mr Tipp went on. âThatâs Charlie over there. The robot wearing the red rubber glove on his right hand. I thought it would improve his grip.â
âPerhaps heâs left-handed,â I gulped.
âI hadnât thought of that,â smiled Mr Tipp, stepping out of the tinfoil overalls to reveal a patchwork jersey and tartan trousers. âTinfoil really does keep you warm, you know. This kind of suit might be useful for old people in the winter. Not sure about the diverâs helmet, though. Better find another use for that.â
âWhat about a goldfish bowl,â I suggested. âIâve heard that goldfish like a place to hide because they donât like being stared at all the time.â
âGood idea,â said Mr Tipp. âNow, who are
you
? No, donât tell me. You must be the paperboy. Iâve seen you puffing up the hill on your bike.â
âIâm Jonny Smith,â I said. âItâs hard work riding my old bike â itâs too small. So Iâm saving up for a new one.â
âI ride a three-wheeler that used to belong to my grandfather,â smiled Mr Tipp. âWe never throw anything away in our family.â
I could believe that. There was stuff everywhere. âDo you make different kinds of robots?â I asked, gazing around.
Mr Tipp nodded. âLook over here. Iâve just finished making a scarobot to stop the birds eating the seeds on my roof garden.â
Iâd seen scarecrows in the fields before, but never anything like this. It looked like it was made from an old shop-window dummy. It was dressed in a plastic patchwork suit and a red bobble hat. On its feet were giant-sized wellies.
âThe gentâs outfitters in town was closing down,â explained Mr Tipp. âThey put this dummy out in their skip and I rescued it. Now, once the scarobotâs on the roof, Iâm going to fill these wellies with wet sand to weigh it down. But Iâm not as young as I used to be and I need a hand to carry it up there. Right â you grab the head.â
I did as I was told and we staggered out of the house. I held the scarobot while Mr Tipp fetched a ladder. Holding the dummy between us, we climbed onto the flat roof and placed it in the middle of the garden.
âExcellent,â beamed Mr Tipp. âNow Iâll pour the sand into the wellies while you go and fill the watering can. Itâs in the shed somewhere.â
I climbed back down the ladder and looked for the shed. I found it hidden behind some overgrown brambles. It wasnât a proper shed, more like an old canvas igloo, and it was full of junk, too. Eventually, I found the watering can tucked inside an old tumble dryer. I filled it with water from the garden tap, then climbed back onto the roof.
âWell done,â said Mr Tipp. âIâve loaded the wellies with sand. You add the water while I make sure the scarobotâs arms work.â He took a remote-control device from his trouser pocket, pressed a red button, and the scarobotâs arms moved up and down.
âWow,â I said.
Mr Tipp looked pleased. âWhat shall we call him? I like to give my robots names.â
I looked at the scarobotâs bobble hat. âHow about Bob?â
âBob it is,â cried Mr Tipp. âI once had a teacher called Bob.â
âOh no,â I cried. âA
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