part of a team sheâd hired to authenticate two Jackson Pollocks she wanted to buy for the Art Institute.â
âJackson Pollock? Was that the guy who threw paint?â
âBoor.â He laughed too hard and too long at my feeble joke. Then, âWhy do you ask about Sweetie Fairbairn?â
âI went to a party at her penthouse last night. Amanda was there, and at first I thought sheâd arranged the invitation, so we could steal a few moments.â
âGo on,â he said, after Iâd paused for too long, thinking about naïveté.
âSweetie herself took me aside for a short, intimate chat, ostensibly about my relationship these days with Amanda.â
âOstensibly?â
âShe told me she was considering donating to one of Amandaâs projects, and asked certain perfunctory questions about how close we were.â
âMeaning whether you could get your lunch hooks on money Amanda took in?â
âThatâs what I was thinking, yes.â
âCan you blame her? Look at the way you dress, as opposed to someone with refinement.â He touched Woody Woodpeckerâs beak. He was going to get a laugh out of me, no matter how long it took.
âShe satisfied herself about my trustworthiness too quickly.â
âYour winning smile, working at its usual warp speed?â
âSheâd been sizing me up, all right, but it had nothing to do with Amanda. Sweetie Fairbairn is my client.â
âThe clown case? She was the one who hired you?â
âTo be certain, I asked one of last nightâs guards if Duggan, the guy whoâd hired me, was around. He said yes.â
âWhatâs the dilemma? That Sweetie Fairbairn somehow knew the clown?â
âThe widow Stitts told me her husband had been hired by a woman who rolled up in a chauffeured limousine.â
âCome on, Dek. A lot of women in this town get around in limos.â
âOnly one invited me to a party to give me the once-over.â
âNow youâre thinking she hired you to see if thereâs evidence that ties her to the clownâs death?â
âThe scenario works.â
He gave that some thought and said, âThatâs a humdinger of a dilemma.â
âFor sure.â
âWhat are you going to do?â
âIf my clientâs a killerâ¦â I let the thought fade.
I shook my head, he shook his, and we walkedâtwo bobble-headsâdown to the sidewalk.
âSeriously, what are you going to do?â he asked through the open door, after I got in the Jeep.
âI already did it. I left her a two-word note, last night: âThe Clown?ââ
âWhat if she doesnât respond?â
âThen what Iâd like to do is wait after school for the silver-haired bastard whoâs sniffing around my girlfriend, and beat the shit out of him on the playground.â
CHAPTER 12.
Jennifer Gale called right after I got back to the turret. âLetâs meet for lunch,â she said.
âThe rope?â
âIâve got news.â
She would also have questions about the clownâs death, Rivertown, and my zoning. She would dig at all kind of things I didnât want to talk about.
At that moment, sour and cranky from thinking about Amanda and her silver-haired friend, the idea of being interrogated by Jennifer Gale about anything at all sounded splendid. I agreed in less time than I should have.
âWeâll meet at noon,â she said. She gave me directions to a place Iâd never heard of, adding, âTypical gourmet: miniscule portions and enormous prices, but thereâs never a crowd. Itâs a great place to talk. I hope youâll be dressed appropriately.â
âI never am, not for a gourmet place.â I was wearing one of my three pairs of khakis and one of my three blue button-down shirts.
âSee you in a half hour.â
I put on my floral tie and my blazer.