who dusted off her hand and brushed Lale's cheek in
an affectionate, grandmotherly gesture. Mrs. Kaya continued working, but called
to one of her assistants. Soon we were all given spoons and were sampling the
finished project.
Across the little knot of our group, I saw Brian jotting down notes without
taking his eyes off Mrs. Kaya's movements. She'd moved on to rolling up seasoned
rice in grape leaves, with a series of motions that were so fluid they could
only have been acquired after years of practice. The finished product was
thinner than I expected, no thicker than a pen or a marker, and perfectly
wrapped.
Mrs. Kaya spoke. "If any of you would like to try to do this yourselves, you may
now," Lale translated. "This is an excellent opportunity to learn from a real
home-style cook at work."
Immediately, Brian, Tiffany, and Jack stepped forward. "This is what I'm talking
about," Jack said enthusiastically. "Never mind the old stuff, point me towards
lunch."
Each was given a pickled grape leaf and shown how to fold it around the rice.
Brian got better with each try, and soon, about a half-dozen slender tubes were
arranged by his plate. Mrs. Kaya pursed her lips and nodded once.
Tiffany kept giggling, posing for Nicole to take her picture. "Look, I'm doing
something cultural!"
Jack's efforts were more labored, but he proceeded gamely. He grabbed one of the
misshapen rolls and popped it into his mouth, chewing exaggeratedly to general
laughs.
"Well, traditionally we wait until they are steamed," Lale said
diplomatically.
At that moment, a guard from the museum came over and whispered something to
Lale. Her smile vanished, and she inquired about something. I cursed my lack of
Turkish beyond "hello," "thank you," and other tourist necessities.
"We must return to the museum." She spoke to Mrs. Kaya, gave her a small gift of
money for the demonstration, then guided us back.
The alarm was off now, but the staff was buzzing like bees in a kicked hive. We
were still the only tourists around, and it was after official hours. Surely we
wouldn't be continuing now, when it was so late?
Lale waited for Harold to join us, and when Randy beat a path for the shop, she
spoke sharply. "I'm afraid we must stay close together, Randy. I have some very
disturbing news. There are some artifacts missing."
"From the ones we were looking at? But none of us even touched them."
But some of us had. I remembered the instinct to retrieve them myself. Several
people had replaced the small, elusive objects on the cloth after we were told
to leave.
"No, of course not. Dr. Saatchi is concerned that perhaps they might have
accidentally gotten snagged on a sock or in a cuff, when the tray went flying.
We would like to put your bags through the X-ray machine again, as we did when
we came in. Just to be sure. And, if you wouldn't mind turning out your pockets?
I'm sure no one would take anything on purpose, but when everything went flying,
it is possible . . ."
She ended lamely, and I knew she was only doing her job, which had just become a
hundred times more difficult. Both her professional and personal reputation were
at stake.
"Well, I'm not going to—" Rose said, gathering herself up for a
long-winded refusal.
"I'll go first," I said quickly. If I could cut her protests off, maybe everyone
else would fall into line, and we could get this sorted out. Or at least, remove
ourselves from the equation.
I handed Lale my bag, which she handed to the guard, and it went through the
X-ray. Then the guard went through the bag by hand, after I nodded permission. I
emptied out my pockets onto the table, then pulled them out to show they were
empty. To finish the point, I checked the bottoms of my hiking shoes, to make
sure there was nothing caught in the treads. Nothing.
It took me an embarrassingly long time to sort the large pile of tissues, Purell
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