noodlesâthere you goâand stir in the cheese and cream, till itâs all nestly and nice, and weâll pop it into the oven.â
Elizabeth watched them work and watched herself make salad,tall, thin, and regal. She was vaguely jealous of Rosie and Rae, who had been in love since the day theyâd met. They were so alike in many ways. Hypersensitive and somewhat waifish: 99th percentile in the Walter Harrington Factorâhe had been the four-eyed genius in Elizabethâs elementary school classes who wore mismatched shoes (sometimes on the wrong feet) and returned from the boysâ bathroom with toilet-paper streamers hanging from his pants: a comical, earnest space puppy.
Rosie and Rae were both prone to long verbal bouts of free-floating anxiety looking for a place to roost, while Elizabeth kept the bulk of her anxieties to herself. When Rosie and Rae were anxious, they were wired and teary, whereas Elizabeth did her Mount Rushmore pose. Rosie and Rae expressed their bouts with the clammy blind-dreads, which, coupled with their day-dreaming and accident proneness, made them worry about things like being somehow drawn to walk into oncoming traffic, or into climbing out the window of a skyscraper. Rae worried that a stranger might rush up to her on the street and poke a fork into her eyes; Rosie that, holding a fork, she might absentmindedly poke it through her hand. And they both believed in God.
âHowâs Hanuman?â
âThe pride of Cucamonga? Back to being a cork on the river.â
âYeah?â
âYep. This morning, before I talked to you, I was sitting in the sun, all bummed and woozy, and she comes home from a walk and asks whatâs wrong, and I said, âIâm obsessively and morbidly in love with an asshole,â and she says, and I quote, âThe description is never the described.ââ
ââThe description is never the describedâ?â
âYes. And then she walked away muttering, âSri ram jai ram.ââ
âLetâs eat.â
âWhy donât you move?â asked Rosie.
âBecause Iâm poor. And Iâm sort of fond of her. Every so often she makes sense. She turned me on to Ram Dass, whoâs good. And sheâll make good copy in my biography.â
Elizabeth lit the candles on the living room table.
âMama? Can we say grace?â
âI canât say grace. Maybe Rae can.â
Rae did.
âBrahman is the ritual,
Brahman is the offering,
Brahman is she who offers
To the fire that is Brahman.
If a person sees Brahman
In every action
She will find Brahman. Amen.â
âAmen,â said Rosie. âWhatâs Brahman?â
âGod.â
âRed or white, Rae?â
âRed. No, wait: white. No, wait: red.â
Elizabeth poured her a glass of red wine and one for herself. Rosie blew bubbles into her milk.
âKnock it off, honey.â
âYes, Miss Mother.â
âOh, my God, this is wonderful; Rosie, weâve done it again.â
They ate in silence for a minute, perfectly happy.
âRae? How come you have such crinkly-crunkly hair?â
âBecause my mother did.â
âDid your mother have proton nobulators?â
âDid she have what?â
âThose pinches at the end of your nose?â
âYes.â
âWhat did your father have?â
âHe was fat.â
âDid he haveâ?â
âRosie, chew. Youâre wolfing down your food.â
âIâm starving to death.â
âYou know how Hanuman eats? Ancient Hindu method. I think she got it from Ram Dass, where everything becomes an instrument of enlightenment if you focus your mind on it. So, eating, sheâs going âCutting cutting, lifting lifting, chewing chewing, tasting tasting....ââ
âStarving starving,â said Elizabeth.
âGuess what, Elizabeth?â
âWhat?â
âYou know how you kept