boomed out, in a fairly good approximation of the majorâs tones, âNo one gets leave when thereâs potatoes to be peeled!â
Sighing, Sammy plopped into the folding chair. âIâd rather peel potatoes than do algebra. But I finished in detention, too. Iâve got a better idea anyway.â
Skink raised an eyebrow at him.
âA way to get back at James Lee.â
Skink stopped playing and shook his head. âJust ignore them, Sammy.â He plinked a few random notes. âTheyâll move on to softer targets soon.â
âThat just paints a big bullâs-eye on some smaller kid,â Sammy said. âBut Iâve got an idea that will take care of the problem permanently, and without us having to raise a finger.â He chuckled. ââCause believe me, I
definitely
donât want to fight them again.â
âAll right. Whatâs your plan, Word Man?â
âWeâll make a golem!â
Skink snorted. âSure. Like thatâll work. Frankenstein lives.â
â
Iâm
sure.â Sammy shot up out of his chair. âWeâve got all the clay and pottery tools we need in my dadâs workshop.â He reached the stairs and spun around. Then he marched back toward Skink. âIâve thrown a pot or two with my dad, and heâs got plenty of pottery books lying around if we get stuck.â He reached Skink and stopped. âCâmon . . .â
Skink shook his head and went back to playing the keyboard.
Sammy frowned and pulled the book out of his pack and opened it to a page number heâd memorized.
Skink gasped when he saw the book. âDid you steal that from Rabbi Chaim?â
âBorrowed it,â he lied. âHereâs the best partâthe spell!â
Skink sighed and squinted at the page, scanning down to where Sammyâs finger pointed at some dark splodges. âYeah, except itâs in, like, Hebrew!â
Sammy grinned. âAnd weâll be reading that soon enough. Besides, thereâs a complete translation in the back.â He pointed to the front of the book because, of course, in Hebrew things went back to front, as heâd just learned.
Skink said hesitantly, âYouâre, like, insane. Maybe thatâs why weâre friends.â
âMad? You call me mad?â Sammy cackled in his best mad-scientist voice. Throwing the golem book aside, he raised clenched fists over his head. âI may be mad, but Iâll bring this clay to LIFE!!!â
Shaking his head, Skink turned back to the keyboard and twisted the martial melody heâd been playing earlier into a Klezmer scale. Then he sang:
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â
To life, to life
Iâll bring the clay to life.
Frankenstein, he made a monster
and made a monsterâs wife.
He robbed the local graveyard,
which caused some local . . .â
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âSTRIFE!â Sammy shouted.
âGood word, Word Man!â
Sammy grinned at the compliment. âGood Words âRâ Us! Rhymes, too.â
Skink nodded. âYeah, Iâlikeânoticed. And he began to sing again.
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âHe robbed the local graveyard,
which caused some local strife.
Then villagers attacked him with pitchforks . . .â
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He paused. âWhat else rhymes with life?â
âKnife!â Sammy said smoothly. âWith pitchfork, ax, and knife . . .â
âRight!â
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â
 . . . with pitchfork, ax, and knife.
But me, I wonât be troubled âcause
Iâll bring this clay to life!â
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Sammy hooted with glee and added a doo-wop backing vocal that consisted of,
âGo-lemmmmmmm. Go-lemmmmmmm.â
When Skink heard the backups, he couldnât continue for laughing. Sammy joined in and soon they just alternated between laughing and shouting,
âGo-lemmmmmmm.â
Eventually, they ran out of gas, and Sammy said, âBut seriously,