Free Matt Helm--The Interlopers by Donald Hamilton Page A

Nystrom—but on the other hand, it didn’t seem to be anything I was expected to comment on, so I just said, “All right. It’s great stuff if you say so. Now, if you’re satisfied I’m me, hand it over.”
    Stottman hesitated. His little brown eyes were unhappy and uncertain. He glanced toward Libby, who said sharply: “What is it now? If you’re still not convinced, we can have somebody else flown up from San Francisco to confirm my identification. Of course, it will cause enough delay to throw Grant’s schedule completely out of kilter, but I’m sure nobody’ll mind that as long as it makes you happy, Mr. Stottman!”
    I felt rather sorry for the victim of her sarcasm. He was, in spite of his unprepossessing appearance, a good agent: good enough to respect his own hunches. His hunch was that I was a phony no matter who vouched for me. However, he’d run his protest as far as he could without making a lot of trouble for himself if he was wrong. He might be a good agent, but he was also enough of an organization man to know when to stop pushing. He shrugged his plump shoulders.
    “Very well,” he said, and took from his pocket a familiar brown-glass jar which, I could see now, was full of large tablets of some kind. “Here you are, Nystrom… Wait a minute. Just how was the delivery supposed to be made?”
    I sighed, like a man nearing the end of his patience. “I was supposed to be sitting there in the clinic with my dog on leash, waiting to see the vet. You were supposed to say: ‘Isn’t that a Labrador retriever? He’s a beauty. What’s his name?’ And I was supposed to say: ‘Yes, he’s a Lab. His name is Hank.’”
    I looked sharply at Stottman. “And what was your next line?”
    “I was supposed to say: ‘No, I mean his full name. He’s pedigreed, isn’t he?’”
    I said, “And then I was supposed to tell you that the pup’s registered name was Avon’s Prince Hannibal of Holgate. My God. The people who dream up these long-winded identification routines ought to try them in the field sometime.”
    Stottman didn’t smile. “And then, Mr. Nystrom?”
    “Then you were supposed to turn away and raise hell with the nurse about that bottle of dog-vitamins, saying that you’d got them there yesterday but she hadn’t given you the brand you’d asked for. The girl would presumably apologize and start to get you the right stuff, and I’d get up quickly and say, ‘Are those Pet-Tabs, miss? That’s what my dog gets and I’m almost out of them. I’ll take them.’ And that would be that. Okay?”
    “And what’s in the bottle besides vitamins, Nystrom?” His little eyes were watching me closely, still suspicious.
    I shrugged. “That’s none of my business, friend. I know how it’s packed and how I’m supposed to carry it and where I’m supposed to turn it over to somebody else, but what it is, I don’t know and don’t want to know. Of course, you’ve just told me it’s a magic key of some kind, but I’m going to forget that as fast as I can. The less I know, the fewer people shoot at me, I hope. I’ve been target once too often on this trip already.”
    Again I’d disappointed him by making the right response. I held out my hand. After a moment’s pause, he shrugged, gave me the bottle, turned and started for the door.
    As the door closed behind him, I looked toward Libby Meredith and started to speak, but she shook her head quickly and put her finger to her lips. With the same finger, she then pointed to the little table by the door. Stottman’s hat lay there: one of the oldest tricks in the world.
    I grinned, stuck the vitamin bottle into my pocket, stepped forward, and took the woman into my arms, doing what seemed indicated. She did not resist or protest; in fact she seemed to feel it was an interesting project, worthy of her cooperation. We were both convincingly flushed and disheveled, both breathing hard, when the door burst open. We jumped apart in a suitably