be anxious to learn how the author measured the width of the ditch. If that is the case, I will tell you. At the time we carried a bow and arrows. We tied a string to the end of the arrow and shot the arrow into the bark of a tree on the opposite side of the ditch. Then we pulled the arrow back and measured the length of the string, and we had our answer.
3. If you are dissatisfied with the above two suggestions, Iâll make another. For the moment donât think about how to measure the width of a ditch and patiently keep on reading.
I gave the young lady at the Environmental Protection Department another call.
âI called a few days ago and asked how many ditches there are. Do you remember?â
âAh!â she cried out softly.
âMy name is Xie.â
âI didnât expect you to call again, Mr. Xie.â
âWhy not?â
âPeople always call me.â She continued, âMay I ask why you are so interested in that question?â
I detected a sound. I guessed that it was the sound of someone covering their mouth to laugh.
âA lot of people ask the same question, but for the moment I canât explain it.â I said, âHow about this. Are you busy? Iâll buy you a cup of coffee.â
âI donât go out with strangers.â
âIâm no stranger. I told you who I am.â I had told her my profession and age. âBesides, I can meet you at your office. Public offices such as yours have someone responsible for answering peopleâs questions, right? In this way, Iâm just trying to adopt a more informal approach.â
âCan I bring a colleague?â
Pouring out your heart to someone uninvolved is risky, but also exciting.
Thus I carried a copy of the United Daily News (this was our prearranged signal). I waited at the coffee house for five minutes before two young ladies appeared.
âMr. Xie, this is my colleague Miss Ma.â I asked them to have a seat. Miss Ma, who was wearing glasses, was tittering.
âItâs very funny, isnât it?â I asked.
âNo need to ask.â Miss Chen laughed as well. âMiss Ma and I work in the same office. I told her about the matter you mentioned.â
I laughed too. Laughing, I sighed to myself as I sized up the two young ladies, their mediocre looks and their childish makeup.
âYou must both be curious, right?â
âYes!â said Miss Chen. âI receive several strange phone calls every day, but yours is the strangest of all.â
âItâs so interesting!â commented Miss Ma.
âWhat kind of strange calls?â I asked.
âOne guy called and said there was a snake burrow in his rooftop garden. I told him to call 911.â
âHow interesting!â said Miss Ma.
I figured the next thing she was going to say was âHow amusing!â
âDonât think for a moment that Iâm joking. If an atomic bomb were to explode, just think of how many people could take shelter in the underground ditches. If an atomic bomb went off, everything on the streets would be incinerated. The only thing on your mind then would be to flee into an underground ditch, shouting as you did so, âLook at this ditchâwhy didnât the city government make it larger?ââ
âHow frightening,â said Miss Ma, adding her two cents.
I stared at her as I continued, âThatâs why I have developed the habit of measuring ditches. Whenever I pass a ditch, whether it is concealed underground or in the open, I canât help but ask myself, âHow wide is it really? How many people will fit into it?â Thatâs why I called to ask how many ditches there are in the city and what method you use to measure them.â
âSo Mr. Xie is an atomic bomb-phobe,â said Miss Chen.
âHow amusing,â said Miss Ma.
As could be expected, the outcome was that Miss Ma consented to help me find an answer to my