hardly think âslow learnerâ is the right term. What are the teacherâs qualifications for making an assessment like that? (A pause, listening.) Well, yes, we do know that . . . sheâs an only child, remember? . . . yes, I know she has trouble paying attention. (Another pause.) A psychologist? Really? I hardly think thatâs necessary. (Long pause.) Well, at least he sounds more qualified than your teacherâor you, for that matter. I will agree, yes, but for no other reason than to prove you wrong.â
âWho was that?â Frances asks as she hangs her coat on a hook by the door, even though sheâs guessed it was the principal.
âJust some divvy,â her mother says. âNever mind.â
Ha ha. Frances knows what a divvy is. An idiot. Her mother has just called the principal an idiot.
On the day of her appointment with an educational psychologist who is making his rounds of the rural schools, Franceswears new brown corduroy pants and a blue sweater with buttons. She likes the blue sweater and agrees now with her mother that blue looks good with her red hair. It would look better still, she thinks, if she had her new front teeth. She worries every day that they wonât grow back, and that she will have no teeth all her life. No other kids in her class have had to have all their teeth pulled. Why her?
Once she gets to school, she doesnât have to wait long before the teacher takes her to the principalâs office and introduces her to Doctor Somebody-or-other. Not a medical doctor, he explains to Francesânot someone you go to with measles or chicken poxâbut a different kind of doctor. He sits with her at a child-size table looking funny because his knees are almost up to his chin. He has a briefcase with papers and pencils in it, and he tells Frances that sheâs lucky because she has been chosen to play a few special games with him. He gets out some activity papers that require her to match shapes and do things with numbers, which she is happy to doâvery happy, because now sheâs in a quiet room, just her and this doctor.
After sheâs done, he says, âNow, Frances, your teacher tells me that you are reluctant to talk in class. Iâm going to ask you some questions about school, and I hope you will try to answer them. Is that all right?â She nods. He begins to ask his questions and she practically explodes with talking: the teacher is nice, the other students arenât very, she doesnât like being called Looney-Moony, she likes swimming and knows how to do the dead manâs float, sheâd like to know how it feels to be a fish, she wishes her teeth would grow in, her mother sings with the radio even though she sounds like a frog, her father might go blind someday.
âThank you, Frances,â the doctor says when she seems to be done. âDo you have any questions you would like to ask me?â
She tells him about Uncle Vince dropping dead in front of the post office and asks him if he knew that could happenâ bango âdead as a doornail and lying on top of a letter from his girlfriend in England.
âAnd I wonder,â she says, âdoes Uncle Vince, even though heâs dead, know that Bertieâs going to marry someone else? And is Uncle Vince still wishing, even though heâs dead, that heâd waited to keel over until after heâd opened the letter so he could see what was in it? Or once youâre dead, can you read right through the envelope? Is that possible? Even though youâre in the ground?â
âWhat do you think was in the letter?â the doctor asks.
âI donât know for sure,â Frances says. âBut hereâs something else I wonder: Do people write their letters with accents? The way they speak. Do they write that way?â
The doctor studies her and Frances wants to drop her eyes, but she doesnât. She looks right back at him. He places