lucky.â
âWhy are you lucky?â I snapped. I could feel that lump moving from my throat to the back of my eyes.
I will not cry.
âFirst of all, fourth-graders get a longer recess than fifth-graders,â said Luke. âAnd recess is my favorite subject next to lunch.â
Oh, great. Iâm going to have to sit next to this genius all next year.
âAnd second of all, Iâm not going to have any homework for a whole year.â Luke had a big smile on his face. âI just have to change the dates on this yearâs homework and, you know, like Iâm done. Cool, huh?â
That did it. I took off down the stairs, and I didnât stop.
Two at a time. Three at a time.
Watch me, Principal Love! I can go as fast as I want.
You canât hold me back!
When I reached the front door of the school, I pushed it open and bolted out into the fresh air. The tears were just forming on my eyeballs. Everything was all blurry, but I could make out a bright red object standing in front of the school. It looked like a giant strawberry. I ran toward it, slammed into it as hard as I could, and buried my head.
Then the tears came.
CHAPTER 16
âHEY, WHATâS WRONG, Hankie?â Papa Pete asked me, rubbing my head as I buried it in the strawberry red jogging suit he always wore to pick me up.
âIt stinks,â I said, wiping my tears and my runny nose on his sweatshirt. I hate to confess that I wiped my nose on his shirt, but itâs true, and I wouldnât lie to you, not even when it concerns snot.
âWhat stinks?â Papa Pete asked. âMy jogging suit? Sorry, Hankie, I just came from bowling.â
âNo, school stinks,â I said. âFourth grade stinks. And now I have to do it all over, and itâs going to stink even more.â
âWho said you have to do fourth grade over again?â Papa Pete asked, reaching into his pocket and handing me his big plaid handkerchief.
âNo one . . . yet,â I said. âBut theyâre going to say that.â
âBut they havenât said it yetâwhoever they are?â
âNo.â
âThen thereâs nothing to worry about. I have a rule, Hankie. If it hasnât happened, donât worry about it.â
Papa Pete has a way of always making you feel better, no matter whatâs wrong. Last year when I cut my thumb and had to go to the emergency room to get stitches, he took the doctorâs rubber glove and blew it up into a big balloon and played balloon volleyball with me in the waiting room. Since I could only use my left hand, Papa Pete did the same. How many grandfathers do you know whoâd do that?
Frankie and Ashley came running out the main door, and when they saw me with Papa Pete, they dashed over to us.
â Zengawii , Zip,â said Frankie. âYou disappeared.â
âYeah, and you forgot this,â Ashley said, handing me the thick brown envelope.
I hate you, brown envelope. Zengawii! Disappear!
âWhatâs in there?â asked Papa Pete. He was busy giving Ashley and Frankie a big pinch on the cheek, which is his way of saying hello.
âPapers from my teacher,â I answered. âTrust me, theyâre not going to make my dad very happy.â
âI happen to have just come from your father, and I can tell you this, darling grandson,â Papa Pete said, âhe is at this moment a very happy man. And your darling mother, otherwise known as my darling daughter, is also a very happy girl.â
âPapa Pete, Mrs. Zipzerâs not a girl,â Ashley giggled. âSheâs almost forty years old!â
âTo me, sheâll always be my little girl.â Papa Pete flashed me a smile from under his bushy, black mustache. âJust like you, Hankie, will always be my favorite oldest grandson.â
âBut heâs your only oldest grandson,â Ashley pointed out.
âOh, I hadnât realized that,â Papa