formal evening gowns standing around in the driveway.â
âThat sounds like a teenage fantasy,â I said. âSix girls in gowns appear in your driveway while youâre looking out your window one night.â
âMaybe, but they werenât that pretty,â he said. âA couple were Asian.â
âWhatâs wrong with that?â I said.
âI thought in the fantasy they would all look like Grace Kelly.â
âOh,â I said. âI see. That again. But how could they be wearing just gowns in the icy weather?â
âThey had little sweaters,â he said.
I knew the style. But all I could imagine for the gowns was the kind of dress Grace Kelly wore in Rear Window, when sheâs all dressed up and stuck in an apartment with James Stewart in Greenwich Village. âWhy didnât you go down to help them?â I asked.
âWell I did, eventually. But first I wanted to see what they would do. I knew where there was a trowel, or some tools and shovels in the garage, but I waited a bit. After a while they knocked on the door and asked for help. I said, âWe might have something in the garage.ââ
âWasnât that cruel?â
âPossibly, but I donât like their old seventies jalopy in our driveway. Itâs an embarrassment to our cars. And how could they have left it for months of snowstorms and thought they could just come and easily pick it up?â
âDid you help them?â
âNo. I stayed up in my room and watched. It was nice enough of me to leave my homework and other activities and go down to the garage and give them the equipment. Donât you think?â
âHow long did it take them?â
âThey were kind of hysterical. They had a prom or a dance to go to. They were, like, âOh no, weâll be late for the prom,â or whatever. They dug for a while and gave up.â
âDid you invite them in for some shelter?â
âThey didnât ask and I didnât offer. They went back in this one girlâs car that theyâd come in. Who knows what they did. Now the car is still there, half dug out, half visible in its seventies unsightliness, and a continuing embarrassment to us.â
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DURING THE early high-school years the boy sounded happy once or twice. One night he answered the phone in a boisterous manner Iâd never heard him use. He was calling out in a competitive way to his college-girl babysitter. She had moved in for a week to cook, drive, and be a companion while his parents were away.
âSheâs really my cousinâs girlfriend,â he said. âItâs not a true business arrangement.â Heâd already told me a number of descriptions of her, and other girlfriends of boys he knew.
âIsnât her face out of proportion to her body?â heâd said.
âIs it the one with the large chest?â I asked. This was all I could remember other than some extra-good manners.
âThese string beans are delicious,â Iâd heard her say to the boyâs mother at a dinner where boiled soft string beans had been served. The beans had turned gray from the method of cooking.
âItâs the fault of the guests,â the boyâs father had said when the boyâs mother had announced the condition of the string beans. âThey were late. The vegetables overcooked.â
âThat too,â the boy said when I mentioned the chest size. âItâs the tiny facial features with the body thatâs disconcerting. We think a plastic surgeon worked on the face.
âShe comes for a week with seventeen sweaters and a bag full of shampoo,â he whispered into the phone. âYou owe me eight thousand dollars!â he called to her.
âIâm beating her at every game,â he said.
âHow do you pay each other the debts?â I asked.
âI offered to pay her from my stock account.â
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