oven, and for the time of eight songs became an awkward half-hour or so of singing through all of the Christmas carols they knew.
After they made it through eight songs, Rose and Ty removed a dozen finely puffed brown-and-green-flecked muffins from the oven and set two off to cool.
âWhat do we do with the rest?â Rose asked.
âIâll get rid of them,â Ty said, carrying the rest of the muffins out of the kitchen.
Rose peered over the saloon doors into the front room and saw Mr. Bastable at the front of a long, rowdy line. He shuffled up to the counter, his white hair puffed up like the head of a dandelion. He was wearing a shirt that said IâM A FROG PRINCE. KISS ME.
Rose rushed through the door, holding the hot muffins, and practically shoved Chip off to the side. âMr. Bastable! Good morning! How can I help you?â
Mr. Bastable stared back at her, confused. âGood morning,â he stuttered, making a show of choosing among the pastries. âIâll have ⦠a carrot-bran muffin.â
Mr. Bastable turned around and noticed Miss Thistle next in line behind him, wearing a brightly colored jogging outfit.
âMiss Thistle!â Rose shouted. âStep right up!â
Miss Thistle looked around and then pointed to herself. âMe?â
âYes, you!â Rose said. âStep right up to the counter! Weâre serving two at a time this morning!â Miss Thistle shuffled up to the counter and stood beside Mr. Bastable. They looked at each other for a moment and smiled, then both turned away, red faced.
Rose had seen the same thing at the sixth-grade dances. The pairs that liked each other stood at opposite ends of the room, smiling at each other, then looking at the floor. She was surprised to find that adults did the same thing.
Miss Thistle tried to speak, but it seemed like her throat had closed. âIâd like a carrot-bran muffin,â she managed to squeeze out.
âFunny you should both ask for carrot bran, because weâre out of those!â Rose fibbed. Her palms were sweating, and her voice felt weak and unsteady. âBut we made a batch of zucchini muffins that are dynamite! Just out of the oven!â
She held up the two muffins, steam still piping out of the tops like chimneys. Mr. Bastable and Miss Thistle both looked at the muffins, wide-eyed, then nodded in tandem.
âGood,â Rose said, plopping the muffins into separate white paper bags and handing them off to Mr. Bastable and Miss Thistle. âItâs on the house!â
Both walked mechanically out of the shop, then rushed off down the sidewalk in opposite directions, just as Leigh rushed back inside. She zigzagged among the legs of the rest of the customers, who at this point were tapping their feet impatiently and miffed that Mr. Bastable and Miss Thistle had been offered free muffins.
Aunt Lily and Sage came rushing in after Leigh, who had already escaped up the stairs. Rose didnât mind the chaos in the bakery. She was having too much fun with her big brother.
âRose! Come here!â called Ty from the kitchen.
When Rose popped through the saloon doors, she saw Ty holding a faded pink index card covered with grease stains and their motherâs ornate handwriting. âLook at this,â he said. âItâs a conversion chart. I found it in the freezer.â
It read:
Fist = half cup
Flame = 55 degrees Fahrenheit
Song = 4 minutes
Acorn = teaspoon
Walnut = tablespoon
Rose winced. âThis means, when it said one fist of flour, it meant one-half cup, not a full cup!â
âWell, it sure seemed like it was working. If anything, theyâll just love each other more.â Ty cringed and shivered at the thought of it. âGross.â
Rose winked. âWell, thereâs only one way to find out.â
Three hours later, Rose and Ty sat crouched behind some shrubs on the lawn of Calamity Falls Elementary School, peering into