again, bringing backup into Hell is probably a good idea.
“Can you please lead on? The scenery is a little boring at this point.” Looking around we are in some kind of chamber that if I had to guess, looks like the inside of a volcano. That may just be the fact that it feels like we are inside of a volcano talking, but I don't think my assumption is that far off.
“We are already at our location. I put us in a little bubble when we arrived because I knew you would probably have something to say and I didn't want any prying ears to listen in. Am I safe to assume there will be no talk revealing Buttercup's secrets from now on?”
“Let's get this over with,” I say and try to brace myself for the sights I am about to see.
“I think it is nice down here, Mommy. Do you think we can come back after you find the stinky vampire?” Clyde asks and I am forced to roll my eyes. I shake my head not wanting to reply because I don't want to see Clyde pout. I know he can read my mind so he knows my answer, but if I don't actively respond it makes it better somehow.
Ben pokes his finger at something I don't think the rest of us can see. The second he is done, the boring volcanic looking walls disappear and red lights are flashing in my face.
A giant sign that says Firebreath's is flashing above a wide and tall doorway. I am guessing it has to be that large for some of the weird creatures that want a peek inside. Another sign flashes below the club's name that indicates live nude girls are working tonight and whippings happen every thirty minutes.
Oh joyous day. I am surprised I have made it through my day so far without seeing live nude girls.
I look over at Alex, who is looking back at me with a smile on his face. The smile isn't because he is excited about seeing naked chicks. His smile is at witnessing whatever shock is about to come over my face when I see the naked chicks and anything else we come across after we walk through the doors.
I don't imagine whatever is back there is any more shocking than the things I have witnessed at Sins. I have been there when it wasn't Beginner's Night and I have seen the whips and chains and icicle dildos. I have seen a lot worse than those things, but those instances are the only ones I will let my mind officially recall. The time I walked in on 'Who's Your Daddy' Night is still trying to be washed from my mind.
Crap. Just as Ben goes to open the door I look over at Will and see that someone was smart enough to put one of the charms Hilda gave me to protect against succubi on him. Good. He is going to learn the really dark parts of the paranorm world soon enough. I don't want him stuck in one of their thralls just yet, and since he seemed like a horny little human, I doubt his libido is going to cool down anytime soon now that he is a vampire.
Looking back through the open doors, the scene before me isn't all that shocking. The bar has a couple of humanoid looking girls dancing on it without clothes. The only reason I am kind of certain they are female is because of their knockers, at least I am guessing that is what those things are. They aren't round like I am used to seeing. They are kind of weird tube-like things that curve like bananas. I hope the theory of demon women not having offspring is true because a baby would have a great deal of problems trying to suckle on those things.
Aside from the weird alien looking women, I see most of the eyes in the bar are focused in on us. Must be that we came in as such a large group. There are all sorts of odd looking creatures filling the booths and bar stools. None of them could be confused as humans, even if the person making the determination was plastered.
“Benny, what are you doing slumming with the humanoids? We not good enough for you anymore?” a short evil elf looking thing asks. I am guessing it is a girl, but I wouldn't bet my life on it.
“Hey, Sherry. This is my good friend and loyal servant, Nyx, and she tends to