with anticipation, letting him feel as stupid as he wants me to feel.
âAnd so you are very late,â he finally says.
âWhat? Oh no, Mr. Hennigan, I was on time.â With my trademark smile still plastered on my face, I reach into my purse and pull out an enormous hall pass, and hold it up. âI had to use the ladiesâ.â
Mr. Hennigan stares at the hall pass I stole from Mr. Bleekman last year when I almost got suspended due to too many tardies. If Bleekman had reported the missing pass to Hennigan, things could have gone very differently. But not wanting to admit that heâd âmisplacedâ such a large, obvious item, Bleekman just made another oneâprobably in some lame little woodshop in his garageâand the hall pass and I have been bosom buddies ever since. Bleekman didnât report several other small items he misplaced , either. Those little knickknacks are also my buddies, though not for the same reason as the hall pass.
Sadly, Henniganâs not completely stupid; he knows somethingâs fishyâit just takes him a minute to figure out exactly what it is. Finally he settles on, âYouâre wearing your backpack.â
Like I said, not completely stupid.
But neither am I. âOh, Mr. Hennigan, a girl never goes to the restroom unprepared. Are you aware that a full thirty percent of young women between the ages of thirteen and eighteen experience irregular cycles?â
Nothing throws off a single, childless, middle-aged man like menstruation.
To his credit, he doesnât make much of a fuss, but his jaw muscles clench visibly and he struggles for something to say.
âI should return to class.â I smile with as much sincerity as I can muster. Iâm a pretty convincing actress, but I need to get away before he decides to check my story by escorting me âbackâ to class.
Fortunately, Henniganâs ego is too big. No matter how disappointed he is that he doesnât get to punish someone , the only thing he hates more than being wrong is being proven wrong in front of a student. He wonât risk it. After a momentâs hesitation, he gives me a tight smile. âWell, off you go.â
I turn and continue on my way. âAmateur,â I say under my breath. But he doesnât hear me.
But then, no one ever does.
High school is the hell I have to get through before my real life can begin. Iâm smart enough to pass without even trying, and my parents are rich and influential enough to get me into any college I want. Some people might call that teen ignorance or say I have a screwed-up sense of entitlement or something, but thatâs not it at allâitâs simply a fact. Privileged, rich white girlâthatâs me. And I have no problem taking advantage of it. After all, no one else can. I fully intend to put some effort into college once Iâm thereâIâm good at applying myself when itâs worth my time. But when you know for a fact that what you do in high school doesnât matter so long as you donât get your ass expelled, thereâs nothing smart about wasting your time on perfect grades. And I am anything but dumb.
Though I can put on a damn good show of it.
When I want to.
âLang,â I whisper across the aisle. âWhatâs going on tonight?â I need a party. A date. Something .
Because itâs Thursday.
Langdon lifts his head from his arm, where heâs been snoozing. We partied hard last night and heâs wearing it like a mask. Dark rings under his bloodshot eyes, pale skinâthe works. I need to get my boy some Visine.
I, on the other hand, look fabulous, and not only because Iâm Rembrandt with a blush brush. I donât actually drink that much. Of course I go to every important party that anyone at Whitestone throws, but itâs not about getting wastedâitâs about being in the right places. For me, alcohol is simply a good
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