Itâs a lot to think about. Honestly, I donât believe that Doris would be the exact same if she were black. Environment and culture, etc.
âSo will you take the book if I donât make the change?â
Arianna sighs. âIâm not trying to make this sound like an ultimatum, but there are other books that better fit what Burning Spear does.â
Oh, well, at least I got to feel good about being a published author for about five minutes. On the other hand, the more I think about it, parts of Dottie would be the same except a different color, right?
âCan I think about this for a day or two?â
âOf course,â Arianna says. âPlease call as soon as you decide.â
After I hang up, I think about what an asshole ingrate I must have sounded like on the phone. Let me think about it. What a jerk. But thereâs something still exciting about this and Iâm amped, amped with a caveat.
I grab my keys, ready to rush out the door to see Bita, when I hear Earlâs bike pulling up, deafening everyone in the neighborhood. Itâs strange heâs home so early, but then Iâm happy that he is. When I hear the key turning in the lock, I stand near the door so I can jump on him and tell him my news. When Earl comes through the door though, he doesnât quite seem himself. Heâs clearly tired and in a bad moodâwhich for Earl is never mean. More like distracted and worried.
âHey, baby.â I hug his thick torso before peering up at him. âWhatâs the matter? Youâre home early.â
âYeah.â Earl squeezes me before he walks to the fridge to get a drink. âThereâs nothing but half a can of Diet Coke in here.â He sighs.
âAnd an egg,â I say, waiting for Earl to pop his head up from the fridge and grin at me. But he doesnât.
âI sure could use a beer. Something cold.â He straightens up and comes to me on the couch.
âWhat kind of bartender are you, anyway?â I say, pulling him down next to me. âLiving in a house with no booze, just a pitiful can of Diet Coke.â I pat his firm belly and settle in close to him. Earl only gives me a weak smile. He pulls away from me so he can take off his boots and then he sinks into the couch with a sigh.
âYou sure are sighing a lot and saying a little. Whatâs the story?â
âJust got tired out is all. Didnât feel much like going for a ride after all.â
âWhat? Youâre not getting along with Jake and them anymore?â
Jakeâs a guy Earl works with from time to time. He doesnât bartend so much because heâs just okay, not a pro like Earl. But heâs a homeboyâof sortsâbecause Jakeâs from Illinois and claims the Midwest, like Earl does. Heâs younger than Earl, a kid mostly, only twenty-one, with dreams of âmaking it,â and so on and so forth. Still, Earl likes him because he likes to ride, too, and isnât prone to âget carried away with himself,â as Earl calls it.
âNaw,â Earl stretches his arms behind our heads and pulls me close with one of them. The way Earl says ânawâ seems to have an ellipsis at the end of it, but he doesnât volunteer much more. Heâs closing that whole strong-silent-type business, but Iâm not having it.
âCut the shit, Erardo Lo Vecchio. What the hell happened?â
Earl sits up and straighter, then turns to me so weâre not side by side anymore. Heâs finally grinning, he likes it when I get my version of badass on him. I do sugar and spice and everything nice as often as I can, but I can go from sweetie pie to motherfucker, like going from zero to ninety.
âWellll,â Earl says, dragging his proverbial foot right away. âIt ainât nothin, not really, but at least part of this story, you ainât going to like it.â
What Earl is saying is code for âYouâre