then?â
âWhy?â
âJust to know. Iâd say youâre twenty-six.â
âTwenty-four.â
âTwice twelve.â
âExactly.â Terry had answered nonchalantly but this girl made him laugh inside. âAnd how old are you, then?â
âThirty. I look younger though, donât I?â
âWell, yeah . . . sort of.â
âIs thirty any good?â
âThirty?â
âYeah, thirty. Twice twelve plus six.â
âOh! Well, I donât know. Maybe. How do you like it?â
âOh! I like it just fine.â
*
For example, I would never have boarded one of those tourist boats that sail along the Petitcodiac. Not in a million years! Iâd only have to set foot on board for their renowned remote controls to break down. But even there, I could pass for normal. So many people boycott or would like to boycott the Irvings that my own resistance would go unnoticed. The fact that theyâre retrieving a part of our history means nothing. The Irvings could give us back all of New France, we still wouldnât trust them. Thatâs the way it is.
Itâs no different in Shediac. With all the people on the beach in summer time, I can stay on the sand or go in the water; either way, I look perfectly normal. No one has to know I swim only at high tide because at low tide you have to walk miles (Iâm exaggerating) in a foot of water and if I had an episode and fainted, Iâd drown. Thatâs a new fear from last summer. New ones crop up like that now and then. When I overcome one fear, another appears. Often I can feel them coming in my stomach. The worst places are those huge multi-floor bookstores they have in big cities. All those books do something to my intestines. When I see them, I wonder why I write.
*
On the return trip, Terry hoped the young woman with all the questions would be quiet for a bit. He liked her offhand manner but earlier sheâd stretched him to the limit. He wasnât sure heâd managed all right.
âDo you suppose there might be a way to prove the Petitcodiac is the opposite of a delta?â
Terry wasnât sure he understood what Carmen Després was asking.
She reformulated her question. âI mean, a river that fills up, mightnât it be the opposite of a delta, which is a river that empties into the sea and fills up the sea while it empties itself?â Terry didnât know what to answer, but Carmen Després was determined. âWhat I mean is that instead of the river filling up the sea, itâs the sea that fills the river. Thatâs all, and wouldnât that be the reverse of a delta, then?â
Terry was a bit shaken. She seemed to know what she was talking about. He thought back to all the readings heâd done during his training. âWell, you may be right, only I wouldâve thought the opposite of a delta was an estuary. Like Shepody Bay, for example.â
Carmen Després didnât know how to explain herself, but that didnât stop her from trying again. âWell, alright then, but couldnât it be that a river that fills up with silt . . . if the same thing happened on the edge of the coast, it would be like a delta? Seems to me, a person could prove that.â
âWell, maybe so, Iâm sure I donât know. And what would be the point of proving something like that?â
âDonât know. None maybe. Sometimes, you just need to prove something.â
*
Then one day, I decide itâs gone on long enough and I make up my mind. I grab my plastic water bottles and get in the car. Iâm already up to my neck in this mess, which no one suspects but which has nevertheless become my lot. I cling to every ounce of self-confidence, I gather up all my courage, I start the car; in short, I do all that must be done and Iâm off. Before Iâm even past the city limits, Iâve already undone my seatbelt to breathe more easily, to