do. Black cherry is awesome with Cool Whip.â
âCool Whip? That stuff is crap. If you get Reddi-wip and you donât shake it, you can huff the nitrous out of the can. Itâs totally awesome.â
âNitrous?â
She looks at me, curious. âWhatâre you in here for again? You donât know whippets?â
âI read too many minds, and my head got all jumbled. I was incarcerado at Casimir Pulaskiââ
âIncarcerado?â
âOh, yeah. Incarcerated. On lockdown. Caged.â Itâs hard to track a conversation when lubed on antipsychotic medications.
She nibbles her lip some more, processing. I can see the ole noggin at work behind those big eyes.
âGo ahead and ask, if you have questions,â I say.
âWhatâs it like? Surrounded by boys all the time.â
âNot my favorite thing in the world. Youâd probably like it less than I do.â
She snorts and blushes. âNot hardly. The median weight of guys in here is like two-fifty or something.â
âTo answer your question, itâs hard, really. I was ⦠I amââ I donât know any way to say it. âIâm not much liked there. Iâm hated, really.â
She snorts again. âBull crap.â
âNo. Itâs true. You might not believe meâabout the mind stuff or anythingâbut itâs true. They hate me there. Everyone. Bulls, admin. Inmates.â
She looks at my scalp again, the bandage there. My left peeper, yellowed from the last black eye. âThey do that to you?â
âYeah.â
âWhy?â
âI stole something from them.â
âFrom all of them?â
âPretty much.â
âWhat?â
âMemories.â I donât know how to say it, really. âNot the bad ones. I took the good ones and it was likeââ
Her eyes go dreamy for a second, and she smiles beatifically, a genuine smile. âHoney in the vein? Like cumming your britches and realizing youâve found something youâd forgotten youâd lost and losing everything all at once and not even caring?â
I wonder for a moment if she has the shibboleth and has been rummaging around in my attic. âYeah. Kinda like that.â
âYouâre just like me.â
Normally I might snort or laugh or smirkâalways smirking, always sneeringâbut thereâs this wet blanket on me, and all spark of life gets smothered as soon as it lights in the heart, in the mind.
Iâve got to get out of here.
But I say, âJust like you?â
âYeah. A junkie.â
I shake my head. Thatâs all I can manage in my defense.
âBullshit, honey. I can see right through you. You got the jones just like me. Something to take away the hurt, to smooth out the edges.â
My head stills. Everythingâs soft around the edges now, fuzzy, and part of me swoons while my physical body is steady, motionless except for the thrum of my heart and the tides of my tainted blood, teeming with foreign, lethargic molecules.
It becomes still and quiet in the cafeteria as Rollie regards me, unblinking, and down the table a weak-chinned boy holdsup a clawed hand to the handsome girl sitting opposite him and I hear his voice now, still talking, and heâs saying, âMy soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, âSir,â said I, âor Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, and so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber doorâââ
He stops, looking at me, a strange glint in his eye. The girlâs gaze joins his, and they stare at me, hard, unsmiling, like two crumbled bits of statuary glaring into the gray light of the cafeteria. I canât help but shiver and wonder if there are Riders behind their eyes. And what was that he was saying? It sounds so familiar.
âHey, zomboids. Heâs new,â Rollie