door. âWhat about Coffey, by the way? Is he going to be a problem?â
âI donât think so,â I said. âSo far heâs been as quiet as a dead rooster. Heâs strangeâstrange eyes âbut quiet. Weâll keep tabs on him, though. Donât worry about that.â
âYou know what he did, of course.â
âSure.â
He was seeing me through to the outer office by then, where old Miss Hannah sat bashing away at her Underwood as she had ever since the last ice age had ended, it seemed. I was happy to go. All in all, I felt as if Iâd gotten off easy. And it was nice to know there was a chance of surviving Percy, after all.
âYou send Melinda a whole basket of my love,â I said. âAnd donât go buying you an extra crate of trouble, either. Itâll probably turn out to be nothing but migraine, after all.â
âYou bet,â he said, and below his sick eyes, his lips smiled. The combination was damned near ghoulish.
As for me, I went back to E Block to start another day. There was paperwork to be read and written, there were floors to be mopped, there were meals to be served, a duty roster to be made out for the following week, there were a hundred details to be seen to. But mostly there was waitingâin prison thereâs always plenty of that, so much it never gets done. Waiting for Eduard Delacroix to walk the Green Mile, waiting for William Wharton to arrive with his curled lip and Billy the Kid tattoo, and, most of all, waiting for Percy Wetmore to be gone out of my life.
7
D ELACROIXâS MOUSE was one of Godâs mysteries. I never saw one in E Block before that summer, and never saw one after that fall, when Delacroix passed from our company on a hot and thundery night in Octoberâpassed from it in a manner so unspeakable I can barely bring myself to recall it. Delacroix claimed that he trained that mouse, which started its life among us as Steamboat Willy, but I really think it was the other way around. Dean Stanton felt the same way, and so did Brutal. Both of them were there the night the mouse put in its first appearance, and as Brutal said, âThe thing âus half-tame already, and twice as smart as that Cajun what thought he owned it.â
Dean and I were in my office, going over the record-box for the last year, getting ready to write follow-up letters to witnesses of five executions, and to write follow-ups to follow-ups in another six stretching all the way back to â29. Basically, we wanted to know just one thing: were they pleased with the service? I know it sounds grotesque, but it was an important consideration. As taxpayers they were our customers, but very special ones. A man or a woman who will turn out at midnight to watch a man die has got a special, pressing reason to be there, a special need, and if execution is a proper punishment, then that need ought to be satisfied. Theyâve had a nightmare. The purpose of the execution is to show them that the nightmare is over. Maybe it even works that way. Sometimes.
âHey!â Brutal called from outside the door, where he was manning the desk at the head of the hall. âHey, you two! Get out here!â
Dean and I gazed at each other with identical expressions of alarm, thinking that something had happened to either the Indian from Oklahoma (his name was Arlen Bitterbuck, but we called him The Chief . . . or, in Harry Terwilligerâs case, Chief Goat Cheese, because that was what Harry claimed Bitterbuck smelled like), or the fellow we called The President. But then Brutal started to laugh, and we hurried to see what was happening. Laughing in E Block sounded almost as wrong as laughing in church.
Old Toot-Toot, the trusty who ran the food-wagon in those days, had been by with his holy-rolling cartful of goodies, and Brutal had stocked up for a long nightâthree sandwiches, two pops, and a couple of Moon Pies. Also a side
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