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calling him. And all he kept saying was: âThis isnât good enough, he wonât like itâ â saying it to Stubbly, that is.â
âWhat did he say to you?â
âJust âOutâ and pointed to the door, but Stubbly was a right pair of nunâs knickers.â
âPardon?â
âNunâs knickers â always on. And on and on. Never darken door again, all that stuff. Sod him. Thatâs why I thought you were coming to put the squeeze on Daddy.â
I saw her bite her tongue as âDaddyâ slipped out.
âAs if I looked the sort,â I said, trying to work out how to put the squeeze on Stubbly. âNo, I came for a favour.â
âHere we go,â sighed Emma, rolling her eyes to the ceiling.
âNo, straight up. Iâm looking for Carol, your mate.â
âFlaxperson?â I must have looked dumb. âCarolâs surname is Flaxman, you wally, but sheâs a feminist. Daddy doesnât like her.â
âSo sheâs not staying here?â I asked quickly to help her gloss over the second âDaddyâ.
âNo, sheâs gone back to university.â
âWhen?â
âYesterday morning. She rang me about 6.00 am. She was well pissed. Said sheâd loved the band and was sorry she hadnât seen me after the set. Said she had to get back to the âfront lineâ now the weather was getting better, and was catching the first train from Liverpool Street. Typical Carol. Six oâclock in the bleeding morning. Iâd only just got in. Woke the whole house.â
âI know the feeling,â I muttered. âWhat did she mean by front line?â
Emma shrugged. âUniversity? Going back to her lectures or something? Iâm going to have to get back to school myself.â
âCan I give you a lift?â
She looked me up and down, and I could tell she was trying to work out the kudos value of arriving with me in front of her friends.
âOkay, itâs not far.â She picked up a pencil case made out of a soft toy and a zip. It resembled a wombat that had been in a car accident.
âWhat did you want with Flaxperson anyway?â
Well, I think thatâs what she said but it was difficult to tell as she had pushed the last of the peanut butter into her mouth. She chewed and wiggled her pleats down the hallway in front of me.
âShe borrowed some tapes from a friend of mine and I need them,â I mumbled, and fortunately she didnât seem interested.
âSheâll have flogged them by now, knowing her,â said Emma sagely. âI once caught her negotiating to sell my drum kit.â
âDo you ever need to get in touch with her?â I asked innocently.
âNah, no chance. Flaxperson finds you. Usually when you least want her to.â
We were out on the steps now.
âThough I suppose Essex University would know where she hangs out. Bet she owes them money.â
âWho doesnât?â I made to unlock Armstrong.
âYou drive that?â shrieked Emma, taking a pace back.
âMy Porsche is having its ashtrays emptied,â I said, getting upset. After all, Armstrong had been insulted by professionals.
âWell, Iâm not turning up at school in that thing. People will think Iâm only allowed out under guard. Theyâll think Daddy sent you. Iâll walk.â
She primped past me down the pavement.
âI hope the skinheads get yer!â I yelled after her. But I hoped for their sake they didnât.
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Chapter Five
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I pointed Armstrong towards Regentâs Park, but after Chalk Farm I cut through to Islington and down York Way to the Waterside Inn.
I decided on the Waterside because it had a phone, beer you couldnât get anywhere else in London and a very interesting turnover in young French female chefs. (The French, being Socialist, have to train girls to cook, but being chauvinists,