some bushes red with them. Those berries were as hard and clear as agates. I picked them, but I had nothing to carry them in except my hat, which I had to put back on my head âcause it was cold. When I got home, the heat of my skull had thawed the berries and red juice was running down my neck. I looked like Iâd been in a fight with a bear. I made jelly that night. Whole cabin smelled of it, hot and tangy .
Okay, fine. I could do something with the bear part. Maybe make up that the bear had broken into his cabin. Hand-to-hand combat. Who was going to know? Plus Iâd heard that Litzke graded mainly on volume. Some kids said he had a scale and weighed the final project: The heavier the interview, the more the pages, the better the grade.
My brothers, my whole family, they always thought I was crazy. Just because I lived alone and saved my money. Not like them, with credit cards and house payments and fancy cars. I told them, when you pay interest, youâre working for the bank. Banks are like prisonsâyou just canât see the walls. They said I was nuts. Just because I never had a credit card in my life, and no house payment, either. Nuts, they called me. But thatâs how I could live so cheapâI never paid any interest to nobody. But you live like a hermit, they told me. Maybe so, but Iâll bet I got more money put away than you do, I told them. Which was a mistake. You never want to tell anybodyânot even your own familyâwhat you got. Because once you tell, youâre a marked man .
Mr. Litzke took great pleasure in asking me how Mr. Kurz and I were getting along.
âFine,â I told him.
Once he dropped by Mr. Kurzâs room to check on us. Luckily I managed to hide my tools.
âWell, are you two getting a lot of work done?â he asked loudly.
âA lot,â I said. So far Mr. Kurz and I had repaired four skateboards, and I had cleared a total of eighty bucks reselling them.
Mr. Kurz stared suspiciously at Litzke. We were all silent.
âCarry on, then,â Litzke said.
After he left, Mr. Kurz muttered, âWho was that guy?â
âHe works for the government,â I whispered.
âThatâs what I thought,â Mr. Kurz said.
They never found me, though. They came up north and were snooping around, asking, but no one knew where my cabin was. Thatâs because it wasnât on the tax roll. He, he, he. Why buy your own land when thereâs thousands of acres of it just sitting there? State lands belong to the people. And thatâs me, Iâm the people. A veteran, too. In the War I fought in Italy, Germany, France, you name it. Before the War I was different. I liked people. But when it was over in forty-five, all I wanted was a little peace and quiet. So I went up north and found me a spot on the river and built me a shack on the Mississippi. Near Itasca Park, thatâs all Iâll say. Better than a shack. A nice little cabin. No roads to it, eitherâbut you could get to it by car. He, he, he. Thatâs all Iâll say about that. Anyway, when my family couldnât find me, they had to leave me alone. Which is the way I wanted it. I lived by myself for over fifty years. Happy as a clam, too. My mistake was coming down to the city for my sisterâs funeral. She got old and died. Donât know how that happened. But she was the only nice one among my brothers and sisters, so I took the Greyhound bus down from Bemidji. I was eighty-nine myself by then. They were waiting for me, oh yes. All smiles. I should have known something was up. After the funeral they said, Hans, we want you to stay on with us. No thanks, I said. They said, You canât go on anymore living like you do, like a wild man, like a hermitâlook at you, they said. I said I liked my life just fine. They said, We have a place for you here in the city. A place of your own, they said. They kept smiling. All smiles. That night I slipped out