Free Darkmans by Nicola Barker Page B

preparing to swing himself, lithely, over the crash barrier (this was a short cut), but before he did, he paused, glanced back towards Beede and shouted, ‘You won’t tell her, will you?’
    Beede didn’t respond at first.
    ‘ Elen ,’ Dory yelled. ‘You won’t tell? ’
    Beede shook his head, automatically. ‘Of course not,’ he shouted back.
    ‘ Hurry. ’ He waved him on.
    Dory sprang over the barrier, scissored his way between the saplings and then hurdled a second (wood and wire) fence, before clamberingand lurching down the field’s muddy embankment. At approximately the half-way point, his trousers started slipping; the fabric locked just above his knees, and he tumbled. It was a dramatic fall – a jester’s fall – with all the additional frills and embellishments.
    Beede closed his eyes (in an effort to repress a sharp bark of laughter –
    Where did that urge come from? )
    – then he turned his face away, waited patiently for a slight lull in the traffic, and moved implacably onward.

FOUR
    An entry-phone engineer was taking what Kane could only (in all detachment and impartiality) call ‘an obscene amount of interest’ in Kelly’s thigh area. She was collapsed on Kane’s front step, both her legs stretched out stiffly in front of her, drinking from a flask of coffee and eating a Mars Bar (pulling back her lips as she bit down on it, almost in horror – like a donkey taking a Polo Mint from a suspicious-seeming stranger). He was crouched over her and gently massaging her upper knee as Kane drew closer.
    Kane was not happy. His rage had two, distinct constituents. The first: simply that she was there (he was tired. He had dumped her. She was a pest). The second, that she was flirting. And this other man (his rival; a young man, looked Italian) had his filthy hands pretty much everywhere.
    Kelly didn’t notice Kane until he was almost upon them. When she did, she let out a small squawk and dropped the chocolate bar on to her lap (as though Kane was the caustic battle-axe in charge of her slimming club). The Italian glanced up (blankly, momentarily) then returned his full attention to her thigh (it was an appealing thigh. Even Kane knew that).
    ‘How cosy…’ Kane murmured, affably (brandishing his finely wrought shield of charm before him).
    ‘Oh Fuck. ’ Kelly seemed mortified, almost frightened. ‘This ain’t…it’s just…I fell off the wall and I…’
    Kane was so unimpressed by the calibre of her excuse that he didn’t even bother to let her finish it. ‘Fell off the wall? How awful for you.’ He smiled, falsely.
    She grimaced. ‘I was waitin’ on Beede. I had a special package for him. The gate was locked…’
    Kane seemed quite riveted by this story. ‘The gate was locked, you say? That gate?’ He pointed behind him, towards the open gate. ‘How strange…And you were waiting for Beede? The Beede? Daniel Beede?’ ‘It fuckin’ was, ’ she almost squealed, ‘I swear …’
    ‘Hmmn. A special package…’ Kane mused.
    Kelly looked down, then around her, in a sudden panic. ‘Oh shit. Where is the fuckin’ thing?’
    Kane rolled his eyes. Kelly didn’t even notice. She was still looking around for the brown envelope, visibly alarmed by its absence. ‘I had a package. Some black girl gave it me. Cross my heart…’
    Kane reached out his foot and gently poked the crouching Italian with it. ‘Excuse me,’ he said sweetly. ‘May I interrupt you for a moment…?’
    The Italian turned, sharply (still crouching) and raised the flat of his hand. ‘ No, ’ he said (in his threadbare English), ‘get loss.’
    He wasn’t Italian. He had a heavy accent (mid-European, maybe an Arab, maybe Romanian). He was crazy-looking, like a sallow Frankie Dettori on some kind of growth hormone. Kane carefully reconsidered booting him for a second time. He was smallish, and thin, but the veins stood out on his fists like worm-casts.
    Kelly struggled to get up.
    ‘Oh bollocks, ’