rendition, telling her who I was, what had happened to Gus, his move to the nursing home, and the need for someone, namely her, to come to his aid.
She said, âYouâre kidding.â
âThatâs not quite the response I was hoping for,â I said.
âIâm three thousand miles away. You think itâs really that big of an emergency?â
âWell, heâs not bleeding out or anything like that, but he does need your help. Someone has to get the situation under control. Heâs in no position to take care of himself.â
Her silence suggested she wasnât receptive to the idea, in whole or in part. What was wrong with this chick?
âWhat sort of work do you do?â I asked as a prompt.
âIâm an executive VP in an ad agency.â
âDo you think you could talk to your boss?â
âAnd say what?â
âTell himââ
âItâs a herâ¦â
âGreat. Iâm sure sheâll understand the kind of crisis weâve got on our hands. Gus is eighty-nine years old and youâre his only living relative.â
Her tone shifted from resistance to mere reluctance. âI do have business contacts in L.A. I donât know how quickly I could set it up, but I suppose I could fly out at the end of the week and maybe see him Saturday or Sunday. How would that be?â
âOne day in town wonât do him any good unless you mean to leave him where he is.â
âIn the nursing home? Thatâs not such a bad idea.â
âYes, it is. Heâs miserable.â
âWhy? Whatâs wrong with it?â
âLetâs put it this way. I donât know you at all, but Iâm reasonably certain you wouldnât be caught dead in a place like that. Itâs clean and the care is excellent, but your uncle wants to be in his own home.â
âWell, that wonât work. You said heâs not able to care for himself with his shoulder like it is.â
âThatâs my point. Youâll have to hire someone to look after him.â
âCouldnât you do that? Youâd have a better idea how to go about it. Iâm out of state.â
âMelanie, itâs your job, not mine. I barely know the man.â
âMaybe you could pitch in for a couple of days. Until I find someone else.â
âMe?â I held the phone away from me and stared at the mouthpiece. Surely she didnât think she could drag me into it. Iâm the least nursey person I know and I have people whoâd back me up on the claim. On the rare occasions when Iâve been pressed into service, Iâve bumbled my way through, but I never liked it much. My aunt Gin took a dim view of pain and suffering, which she felt were trumped up purely to get attention. She couldnât tolerate medical complaints and she thought all so-called serious illnesses were bogus, right up to the moment she was diagnosed with the very cancer she died of. Iâm not quite as coldhearted but Iâm not far behind. I had a sudden vision of hypodermic syringes and I thought I was on the verge of blacking out, when I realized Melanie was still wheedling.
âWhat about the neighbor who found him and called 9-1-1?â
âThat was me.â
âOh. I thought there was an old guy who lived next door.â
âYouâre talking about Henry Pitts. Heâs my landlord.â
âThatâs right. I remember now. Heâs retired. My uncleâs mentioned him before. Wouldnât he have time to look in on Gus?â
âI donât think you get it. He doesnât need someone âlooking in on him.â Iâm talking about professional nursing care.â
âWhy donât you contact social services? There has to be an agency to handle things like this.â
âYouâre his niece.â
âHis great-niece. Maybe even great-great,â she said.
âUh-hun.â
I let a silence fall
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